Hey Sunny Winters...??

[Dooch]

did u get a huge cock in ur ass too?

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

no. he was going downtown. lol.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

did you have an orgasm?

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

unfortunately, not this time, but it was still good. it was like "ooh... this feels good", i looked down and saw a man there, so i demanded to know who he was before he could finish. then after telling me his name, he disappeared. it only lasted a few seconds.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

so did you rub one out when you woke up?

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

no, cos after he disappeared the dream took a strange turn and became disturbing.

so, i woke up feeling horrible instead of horny.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

well that's no fun. how often do you masturbate?

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

hardly ever now that i got the cat.

he's very clingy and doesn't really give me much time on my own. he doesn't like it when i shut him out of the room and doesn't like it when i close doors in my flat.

he's walked in on me a couple of times, though, not cool at all. it throws you off.


he's not embarrassed to suck himself off in front of me, though. the dirty little bastard. when i see or hear him sucking himself, i screw up my face and either tap him on the shoulder or call him and tell him to stop. i don't think he's done it for about a week now, but he may be doing behind my back.

i knew that cats lick themselves, but no one ever warned me that they sit there and suck themselves off.

[Sir Artsdradamus]

so your pussy must be jealous of all the time the new pussy is getting.

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

a little.

he's not seen me be intimate with a man yet, so i don't know he'd react, but do you think he'd cockblock?

[Compulsion]

a little.

he's not seen me be intimate with a man yet, so i don't know he'd react, but do you think he'd cockblock?

Most likely.

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

*sigh*

:/

[Compulsion]

*sigh*

:/

Sometimes you just have to lock them out of your room, and let them be mad at you for a while =P


Your PM box is full, so I can't respond to your last message.

[LORD NOSE]

back in june or july, you made a thread in KTL that you knew for sure that some major world event was about to happen and that you couldn't tell anybody about it.

no i didn't

you said just wait. and we waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and we are still waiting... so what fucking apocalyptic event did you think was going to happen that didn't???

i asked a couple of questions to confirm a prediction predicted in the 70's -
it wasn't a world event - but keep waiting

[Sir Artsdradamus]

a little.

he's not seen me be intimate with a man yet, so i don't know he'd react, but do you think he'd cockblock?

i had a dog that would just stand there, lay his head on the bed and stare at you while you were having sex. it was quite awkward.