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    Default Since I am the last person on earth...

    December 6, 2009...I will just use Wu-Corp as my own personal diary. It appears Embryonic Crusadah was right, the swine flu that so many doubted, has been devastating. Dead bodies are piled up all over the place. I can't escape the smell of death. I go from town to town looking for survivors, but I have lost almost all hope. The only thing that keeps me going is Cindy, the cheerleader from high school who told me that she wouldn't fuck me unless i was the last man on earth. if she's dead, well, you can't blame me. a man still has needs. i mean, she wouldn't have been dead for too long. plus she had some big ole titties. i don't think she'd mind if i took a peek now.

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    poignant yet subtle.

    loathsome and brutish yet, i cannot look away

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    has anyone ever confirmed nikki touch and artvand o'lay are not the same person?


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    the black man retains his position as god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    December 6, 2009...I will just use Wu-Corp as my own personal diary. It appears Embryonic Crusadah was right, the swine flu that so many doubted, has been devastating. Dead bodies are piled up all over the place. I can't escape the smell of death. I go from town to town looking for survivors, but I have lost almost all hope. The only thing that keeps me going is Cindy, the cheerleader from high school who told me that she wouldn't fuck me unless i was the last man on earth. if she's dead, well, you can't blame me. a man still has needs. i mean, she wouldn't have been dead for too long. plus she had some big ole titties. i don't think she'd mind if i took a peek now.

    LOL.....ur a hot mess!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by lacey bone View Post
    has anyone ever confirmed nikki touch and artvand o'lay are not the same person?
    i always thought nicky was secretly maestro jooz (wooz).

    "CREAM PUFF NIGGA I NEED YOU, SO THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU"


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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyTooch View Post
    poignant yet subtle.

    loathsome and brutish yet, i cannot look away
    People seem to be missing an opportunity to capture these jewels that you are releasing Nicky!



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    deaf dumb and blind

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    oh shit, what's that line by that guy from the wu tang clan about being a drum and not being able to hear the lyrics or whatever, fuck me.

    this would have been the perfect time to drop that quote, and then maybe post an image of raekwon in one of those amusing photo's he's in like the one in the grocery store with the old guy who looks a bit like a crack head, or maybe even the one where he has large amount of cannabis in his possession.

    or even that cover of vegetarian weekly or whatever which has that image of masta killa on the front.



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    the dumb are only intrigued by the drum??

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyTooch View Post
    the dumb are only intrigued by the drum??


    (quick, someone post the chef smiley thing)



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    suuuuuu

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    that's my work for the night done.



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    since everyone in the world has died from the swine flu, i've decided to visit the hometown's of some of my favorite wu-corpers and learn about their lives. first stop is cleveland, oh...the home of my favorite pollock nick toochski. i never realized how bad this swine flu was. apparently it hit cleveland decades ago, because this town looks very run down. it doesn't look like it's been habitable since atleast the reagan administration. however there is a sign of life. as i walked by cleveland browns stadium, it appears somebody jokingly put up on the scoreboard that the browns beat the steelers 13-6 last week and we know that could have never have happened.

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    your taking it hard I see....

    Your just luck Jerome Harrison was injured last week. It would have been worse

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