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    Hilarious thread.

    Do continue your journey. More carcasses need to be impregnated asap.

    Locate these. They were used to the rough stuff while still alive...



    They NEED you in their life, Art.



    Mongoloid offspring ftw

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    Lmao! how did I miss this?


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    I've made it all the way to San Francisco. Too bad Ben isn't still alive because I see advertisements that Raekwon is making a public appearance at the True Annex today. They could compare beards. Lot's of Wu-Corpers here so I better get to it.

    First stop is KaramelSundae. she's been quiet for a few years because she wouldn't give in to Ben's sexual advances. She must have died somewhere else because I don't see her body anywhere. Well i guess she won't mind if i go through her underwear drawer and sniff her panties....

    after leaving a little DNA behind, i'm off to Ben's house.

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    I'm at Ben's house now. I'm snooping around and in the closet I find this muscle suit...









    He's still logged into wu-corp. since he's the site admin, i gain access to cilvaringz files. It's all a big scam. the only offer he has on the Once Upon a Time in Shaolin album is from Caper to release it on Darkstarz Recordz. They offered him $50 and Skampoe's screen door for publishing rights.

    I trip over his hoop earing collection as i make my way to his attack. I open the hatch and there's Karamel Sundae chained to the wall. ben has her completely nude except for a strap on.


    ok, so i located karamel, but where's ben's family?

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    Well I found Ben's wife and kids. They were at Emperor Les/Breaststroke&Butterfly/Mayor Quimby's house.





































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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    the only offer he has on the Once Upon a Time in Shaolin album is from Caper to release it on Darkstarz Recordz. They offered him $50 and Skampoe's screen door for publishing rights.
    Hahaha

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    So I've made my way to the ATL to visit BeautflyB to spread my seed to yet another dead wu-corp female. i walk into her apartment and realize that she must have been a stripper because there's a lot of glitter all over the place. i make my way to her bedroom and she's nude and face down in the bed. she's definitely a lot taller and skinnier than i imagined. she also has really short hair. i'm not a fan of that but beggars can't be choosers. after i bust a nut off in her ass i flip her over and.... holy fuck it's Style. she really was a made up secondary. duped again by another male posing as a female on wu-corp. i better take a 2nd look at those Blakula nudes that i've been beating off too and make sure she's just not tucking a dick between her legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    after i bust a nut off in her ass i flip her over and.... holy fuck it's Style. she really was a made up secondary. duped again by another male posing as a female on wu-corp.
    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    i better take a 2nd look at those Blakula nudes that i've been beating off too and make sure she's just not tucking a dick between her legs.
    Blackula noodz = crown Jewels of WuCorp
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    blackula be a crazy chipmunk









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    Amsterdam's waiting, Art.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5th state View Post
    Amsterdam's waiting, Art.

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    ^^seriously? lol







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    out of all those names, i've only heard of Heat and Jasper. sorry

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    Remember Mashqauck, though?

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    Wasn't benno an administrator on wu-tangcorp before he started thecorpse? Could be wrong on that one, it's been a loooooooooooooong ass time. Sure someone on here remembers the deal.
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