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Thread: For the Love of God, please get in the right lane, you slow Fuck

  1. 03-11-2010, 04:17 PM #76
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    it's a little known fact that despite having very tight concave buttcheeks, Art has a loose rectum and irritable bowels.

    so if you see him rapidly approaching in your rearview, please move over to the right and let him pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry View Post
    I text and drive. I know it's horrible. My daughter now takes my phone from me so I'm not on it while I drive. It's an addiction. Now I go crazy without my phone in my hand while driving but I am trying to stop.
    Prepare to rack up some big fines in the future if you don't stop. Maybe you could be on that Intervention show.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry View Post
    Why were going so fast????
    I've been working in west virginia for the last few days. You'd be driving that fast to get home from there too.

    Plus I'm listening to supreme clientele. That automatically adds 10 mph on. Nothing I can do about that. It's ghostface's fault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by check two View Post
    Prepare to rack up some big fines in the future if you don't stop. Maybe you could be on that Intervention show.
    I know. I've been pulled over in Philly and given a warning. Now I put it in my backseat so I can't get to it but it is so hard but I'm trying.


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    No offense Queen, but aren't you a little old to be addicted to text messaging and stuff like that? lol I thought it was usually the clueless teen girls who are like that.








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    It's not just texting it's checking my email, talking on the phone. I'm addicted to my blackberry. I sleep with the damn thing. I know it's wrong..


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    Yeah that's right, I forgot, you're the type that takes calls at a restaurant while you're out on a date with a guy. lol








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    do you text while doin the hibbity dibbity?
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    Well I try not to text when I'm working because I leave when I am finished with my job. If I text all day, it takes me longer to get my job done.

    I text when I am driving because that doesn't waste time. I can drive 80+ mph while texting, so it's not wasting any time. I just drive while steering with my left knee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WUnded Fox View Post
    do you text while doin the hibbity dibbity?
    Ha. Ummm if he's a bore yeah......Kidding no of course no!!!!!
    Last edited by Queen Of Poetry; 03-11-2010 at 08:18 PM.


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    How many speeding tickets have you gotten Art? Do you have them stashed in your glove compartment? You strike me as a big rig driver type of guy.








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    Quote Originally Posted by check two View Post
    Yeah that's right, I forgot, you're the type that takes calls at a restaurant while you're out on a date with a guy. lol
    Ha. Yeah it's bad. I am learning now to put it on my lap and look down to check it.


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    Why don't you just turn it off during a date? lol








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    Oh my gosh. That's like telling a crackhead to put down the pipe. I don't think it has an off button. LOL. It is never off.

    But seriously, no b/c if something should happen with kids I need to know whether I'm on a date or not.


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    You're old enough to have been around at a time when there weren't cell phones though and everybody was fine. lol








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