SID has a nervous breakdown
SID DIDDY....
THE BREAKDOWN©
OK first off Magma iam just letting you know i am trapped in your hoops of gold,
you have me in the clutches of your decadent jewlerry and i have no obvious means of escape, so lets just formalize this special bond you have with me, you and your gold hoop by mutualy agreeing to a new thread title, my suggestions....
“Niggas moustache is like a sliver of light escaping through some blinds”
"Pencil thin moustaches and gold earring hoops...this is wucorp!"
"When i die i wanna be reborn in the cock tavern"
“i get boners when i change sids thread title”
“Trilbies, tears and testosterone”
You choose bruh.........
On to more pressing matters, there are some big reforms needing undertaking in wucorp.
the fat slime bag skampoe is running amok with his legion of dickriders, it's just not right, he still thinks hes a 5%
he still thinks he can rap,
he still records the vibrations of his nasal hairs and the collision of his mucas under the umbrella term of "rap music" and "hip hop",
its a travesty for everything the wu tang clan stands for
I mean i remember when the slimer first joined wucorp he bragged about being the most hated member and ridied my dick with vigour and determination in hofd and tod, oh how the tide has turned.
I mean this slimebags sig size is making up for other things...
The slime residue got himself in the vatican by not leaving his leather armchair for 2 years straight and amasing over 20,000 posts as a cheat way to get in, now this stain of soceity is drunk with power and is using me to channel his self hate and loathing.
Something needs to be done, the slimebag and his croonies will only encase my words in a golden yellow box and string along more beef, but i will not let them get sexual gratification out of me anymore, enough is enough.
yes i shouldent have told my class i wanted to fuck becky
yes i should have taken my top off and swung it round my head during my sweaty apex at the tavern
yes i should have made sure there was no penis graffiti behind me before taking a photo
Yes i should have never posed nude with a trilby in the sahara desert
yes i should collabed with pcp instead of giving them a excuse to make a sensationaly shit internet beef
but what is done is done.
I mean I’m a decent guy to an extent, i mean i done some shit i regretted but we all do right,
especially under the duress of weed induced psychosis.
I was walking to my friends house the other day to check out the corp and on my way i saw a fox, i mean really, the furry little fucker eyeballed me for about 2 minutes, let me just say it was the most intense 2 minutes of my life, i had flashbacks of gavin sprinkling glitter over my grave in the rain clutching kaiyos hand and weeping, i tried to take a picture but it vanished into the hedges, i thought i was hallucinating my spirit animal, it was crazy, just thought i should document that freak occurrence.
But really guys how long do we have to sit back and watch the slimer make gay threads and continue his unquestioned dominance of this place?
Does he possess the pic game of robbie?
Does he possess the ethering prowess of ghostlaced?
Does he possess the dry wit of bateman?
Does he possess the oap guidance of the tooch?
Does he possess the humour of TSA?
Does he possess the forbidden spirit animals of Gavin?
What does he possess? What does he bring to the table, except crispy crèmes and dix pixs?
I know none of you like the slimey scumbag
He is spoiling the fun for everyone
Not to mention the promotion of his horrendous group, he is forcing jiggy into this hood lifestyle of impersonating English rappers in dog catching vans, i mean jiggy is so loveable, he is clearly not hood, he’s like a little teddy bear screaming to be held and slept with, i mean they should make a stained t shirt jiggy doll where you apply the special liquid over the stains only for it to reappear in the next 5 minutes so you can do it all over again .
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he has been moulded by skampoe during ciphers at the homeless shelter over steaming plates of pea broth and lumpy mash, i mean when jig raps he does it with such an emptiness in his eyes like someone is holding a gun to the back of his head with whispering “just record the damn video” the voice is really skampoe provocatively touching his lap giving him an intense glare. “You know what this means to pcp jig, don’t let me down”
I mean i can imagine this sack of overproducing hormones rapping with his wal mart mic taking breaks every 10 seconds clutching his lungs gasping for breath while a civilization of foamy saliva accumulates round the corners of his mouth.
You know what i mean?
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