Having a large penis is nothing fun to brag about

[TSA]

most girls want a regular to small sized dick unless they've had like 5 kids. gavin, i've noticed all the poor black women you post have kids so yeah i can see them wanting a bigger penis, but normal undisgraceful non whore girls dont want their shit impaled by a fuckin 11 inch monster.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

i guess thats a good way for you to psychologically cope with the fact that not even having a big dick can get you pussy.

but we all know its not true.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

^not the mama

[Uncle Steezo]

nigga ask them ivory coast bootyshakin broads what size dick they like.
and i'm willing to bet not a single one of them says small to average.

not a one.


i've had a big dick for almost 20 years and its been nothing but a blessing.



girls that can't handle it LEARN TO HANDLE IT because you TEACH them to handle it.


we talked about this before.
pussy stretching.
and YOU SAID PUSSY DON"T STRETCH ITS opens CAUSE SHE IS RELAXED.

so basically bitches don't feel comfortable having sex with you.

[TeknicelStylez]

somebody cooley this homo thread already

[Queen Of Poetry]

most girls want a regular to small sized dick unless they've had like 5 kids. gavin, i've noticed all the poor black women you post have kids so yeah i can see them wanting a bigger penis, but normal undisgraceful non whore girls dont want their shit impaled by a fuckin 11 inch monster.

Ha. True. I knew if I said we like big ones he would comment (so predictable). Guys care about they dick size. Why else do they always talk about it? Girls don't want to be hurt. And what matters is if u know what to do with it.

[Uncle Steezo]

somebody should collect all of derek's anatomy threads into one big virgin fail.

including hits like:
do girls pee out of the butt?
i beat my dick furiously why does it hurt?
pussy doesn't stretch how do babies come out?
how do i use a condom properly cause i keep catching aids?
why do i hate my dick size when cappa loves his?

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

Queef knows what shes talking about guys. Shes seen enough dicks in her time.

[Uncle Steezo]

Ha. True. I knew if I said we like big ones he would comment (so predictable). Guys care about they dick size. Why else do they always talk about it? Girls don't want to be hurt. And what matters is if u know what to do with it.

u ain't slick.
stop lying to the seedz.

you want a dick that fills your cootchie up and can reach the cervix.
and if its all about what you do with it would it be better or worse for a guy who knows how to fuck with a big dick or knows how to fuck with a small dick?


and some girls do want to be hurt.

yes guys care about dick size. i'm proud of mine and wont hesitate to show it off.

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

this is what i come to understand and thank jesus christ for every day.


haahahhaahahahahaha
the irony is he's not nigerian. he's american with nigerian relatives.


serious question.
what has your small dick done for you in life besides allowing you to wear skinny jeans?
i can't think of a single advantage to having a small dick, outside of some chick having a small dick fetish which may or may not be an urban legend.

dudes wit big dicks can wear skinny jeans...u need the ones that stretch tho if u got them regular jean ones then u got the pencil dick

[Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster]

^^This little bitch is already an expert on dicks and skinny jeans

[Queen Of Poetry]

yes guys care about dick size. i'm proud of mine and wont hesitate to show it off.

We know......

[Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster]

Queen, do you like a little finger in the anus when a guy is going down on you?

I don't mean full inertion, but just like up to the first knuckle?

[Queen Of Poetry]

Queen, do you like a little finger in the anus when a guy is going down on you?

I don't mean full inertion, but just like up to the first knuckle?

Ummm no comment.

[Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster]

I know how to call them.

My girl is just starting to let her anal guard now after 2 years. She's coming around.