Having a large penis is nothing fun to brag about

[Queen Of Poetry]

LOL @ anal guard. Ur a mess!

[Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster]

I'm a little insulted you left out the "hot". Don't deny the hotness of the mess that is me.

[Queen Of Poetry]

Ha. Oh my bad. Ur a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!

[SKAMPOE]

why are you so angry tonight?

my anger is directly proportional to your faggotry.

if you ain't a faggot then i ain't mad.

jhahahahahahahahahahahaha shit

somebody should collect all of derek's anatomy threads into one big virgin fail.

including hits like:
do girls pee out of the butt?
i beat my dick furiously why does it hurt?
pussy doesn't stretch how do babies come out?
how do i use a condom properly cause i keep catching aids?
why do i hate my dick size when cappa loves his?

hahahahahahah dont forget the classical I TASTE SEMEN THREAD

[Queen Of Poetry]

Queen knows what shes talking about guys. Shes seen enough dicks in her time.

**giving u my mean mug**

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

[Queen Of Poetry]

Ur actually being nice? Is it my birthday? Christmas? R u sick? Did u mean to post after someone else?

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

serious question.
what has your small dick done for you in life besides allowing you to wear skinny jeans?
i can't think of a single advantage to having a small dick, outside of some chick having a small dick fetish which may or may not be an urban legend.

I don't know, I'm being pragmatic. I'm not going to brag I have a huge dick to a guy online (But I will to a chick online). I'll say I have a tiny two knuckle dick if its less intimidating to your belief that whites have small dicks. Fuck do I care, you won't believe anything other than assumption anyhow. End of the day you're still making clothes or whatever you do, so I'm still more masculine. Charlize Theron in Northcountry is more a man than you and shes a hot piece of pink meat. White people are naturally tougher then black people. Fact.

I don't wear skinny jeans, I wear cords, chinos, or regular fit jeans (which albeit are not very loose because i have strong legs. Nothing gay there. I feel like you wear some tight jeans though. STYLISTICALLY you'd rock tight jeans before me.