When you leave your home for the day; do you

**David Daniel Davis** · 03-03-2010, 11:06 PM

...tie your dog to a tree or do you allow it to roam freely?

**David Daniel Davis** · 03-03-2010, 11:08 PM

...your home like Annie Wilkes?

**David Daniel Davis** · 03-03-2010, 11:09 PM

...and watch everybody die like in that movie the Good Son?

**David Daniel Davis** · 03-03-2010, 11:14 PM

...your parachute would not open? I would just curse every bad word under the sun until I hit the ground and hit my head and it splits open and my brains leak out all over and my guts splash out.

**food for thought** · 03-03-2010, 11:33 PM

^is his daughter pregnant or what, 8 mile?

**food for thought** · 03-03-2010, 11:34 PM

stop making threads, you fucking doochebag.

**brock** · 03-03-2010, 11:35 PM

**brock** · 03-03-2010, 11:37 PM

**David Daniel Davis** · 03-03-2010, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by food for thought

stop making threads, you fucking doochebag.

I wish I could.

**brock** · 03-03-2010, 11:43 PM

I would masturbate, it only seems right. Imagine the rush.

Then they find you with your pants down, covered in come that nobody's sure where it came from, body a twisted mess, teeth embedded in your skull, what a delight. Sign me up.

**Tecknowledgist** · 03-03-2010, 11:51 PM

pull out a bag of shrooms and eat the entire bag. i'd rather fly through the marmalade sky then land in the strawberry river with sasquatch.

actually i'd shit my pants and hyperventilate until death.

i was reading scientific american and they had a bit about how to survive a freefall from ridiculous altitutes. some dude fell from a plane and smashed through a train station and survived. another chick did it recently too, sandwiched between metal pieces of the plane. one in a million shot but i'd try it.

they said it takes about 2 and a half minutes to fall from a plane, and you'll be unconscious for the first 30 seconds. aim for a barn or trees or something cannon-ball style lol

**oDoUoSoKo** · 03-03-2010, 11:56 PM

aim for trees? impalement anyone? eloels,

**J-Cee** · 03-04-2010, 12:12 AM

yeh id try and fuckin survive even though the odds are against it,id aim for something that may cushion my fall compared to other areas and when im about to hit the ground id try and position myself so i sort of do a roll or somethin when landing so my body isnt takin the full impact.