what are good questions to ask jehova witnesses
the god was at the local laundry mat when the j hova witnesses came thru spot rushers style... i stood my ground and talked enough to scare them off, but i wanna know questions i can ask that will stop them dead in their tracks... i realize with religion its easy to work in circles using scriptures but i'm sure not all of them are as sharp as priests and deacons...shed light
I don't think we have those in the Netherlands =D
I engage garden hose
Don't tell them you watch Big Love.
Je- h to the izzo vee to the iz a... witnesses are not cristians full stop.
1. They don`t believe in the trinity.
2. They think Jesus is micheal the arch angel, not God.
3. They deny the deity of the holy spirit.
Just tell them there beliefs are wicked and they are not christians.
peace be with you !
Last edited by zooruka; 05-24-2010 at 06:42 PM.
lmaoOriginally Posted by prof zooruka
lol zooruka's custom user title should be "CASTING DOWN JUDGEMENT"
why the fuck are you knockin on my door so gotdamn early on a saturday morning?
zooruka has to much of the judgemental power in him he is consumed by satan. because only he would grant christians like zooruka the ability to claim his religion as the one true religion. and make other ppl convert to it.
Dont forget to pick up the soap
"I got your back but you best to watch your front."-GZA
i respect Jehovahs Witnesses
if you don't want what they have,kindly tell them no thank you
i know they believed that the second coming was gonna happen in like the 60s or some shit. had it all down to a specific day and time and everything, obviously that came and went. but i'm sure if you bring that up, they will just respond by saying it was a "test of faith" which is what all religious nutjobs do when you point out the many contradictions in their ridiculous beliefs
"We accept tires" - Cappadonna
not once in my life have i been approached by a jehovas witness
ive been confronted by christians/ catholics more times than i could count tho
Lol at zooruka.
"They're wicked because they think Jesus is an Archangel..."
They're polytheistic. It's not like that's hard to believe looking at the situation...
"We have God, his Son, who is also him, and the holy spirit, which is God, and his son, and thus him..."
"So you're saying there are 3 Gods?"
"Err.. No. Well... um... something like that."
"They wouldn't happen to be Brahman, Vishnu, and Shiva would they?"
"NOOOOO!"
HANKERING FOR SOME BEEF CURTAINS
its weird i posted in this thread last night and THIS MORNING i got a knock on the door from 2 bible pushers. i was on my way to catch a train, but I told them i was atheist, and the dude said he'd read a book by Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion, I told him I'd read it too. I asked him what he though of it, he frowned a bit and said people should keep an open mind... lol.
the funny thing was is that i knew the 2 people doing it, i recognised them as soon as i opend the door but wasnt sure, but towards the end the guy said that he recognised me, I told them what bar I worked at in town, then we all clocked on. They were always kind of weird, they were young couple, but always just ordered orange juice and shit. and spoke really softly and shit. Thats the problem when you work in a bar, every body recognizes all over town.
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