Would you do a chick that smells but its REALLY fuckin fine?

[TSA]

i was all buying GARMENTS at the shop downtown and noticed one of the workers had a FAT ass.

and she was all tatted up and shit, one of those modern boho trendy ppl i guess idk fack. so i go up and start idle conversation (with the juice on max) and she asks for my number eventually. turns out she owns the place and i've been COPPIN MY SWAG from her directly.

she's really fine and has a soft doughy ass, and tits too, and i'd dig the tattoos these days, but i could help notice she smelt lol! like unbathed flesh, and this is the second time i've smelt her cause i talked to her before.

i dont think she baths dood lol. Idk if that's the trendy boho thing to do, maybe pat bateman will know, but idk if i'd smash cause that's waaayyy too much of a turn off. wtf lol.

id beat, but i wouldnt



best comparison i can think of the shortest one in this picture with DUH OPEN CHESS. she looks like her only with a fat ass and marginally bigger breasts. and tattoos.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

We've suddenly found a weakness in having the hubble telescope of nostrils beaming out from your face, other than being being targeted in online beefs

anyway, yeah

ethnics..

why do they smell so bad?

[Visionz]

foreplay in the shower, give her the boot if the soap don't put a dent in the funk

You never know she could be earnin her man, and learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man.......

[Professor Poopsnagle]

I have a heavy sense of smell and these things bother me too. I can't even be in a room that smells bad. Can't even concentrate. And I always smell things other people don't smell.

I've been with a girl who smells like old milk and it was just fucking with my swagzle and at some point I just didn't even want her near me and just started avoiding her.

Then I started thinking, maybe it's not her, maybe it's me... who nose...



by the way, when I googled that picture (I wanted to post a TSA nose zoom pic) I saw ironmans dick wtf

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

ITS DUH PAWT D00d

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

lol no shit i literally just bought a new smartphone from ebay, came this morning, I had to email and say i want a refund because it smelt so bad lol.

[TSA]

I bet those nostrils tend to get moldy after damp weather.

hahahahahahahaha

foreplay in the shower, give her the boot if the soap don't put a dent in the funk

You never know she could be earnin her man, and learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man.......

AHAHahahAH

i guess this is not a bad idea.

[Steezy]

No.

[SID]

no fuckin way, ahahahaahah

[TSA]

SID, stop. I'm warning you.

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

for real tho u gotta remember the sluts at werk...u dnt know.. even tho she werks @ a clothes store u dnt kno maybe shes doin sum physical labor shit...chill wit her when shes off werk if shes tht hot its worth the potential bad date...

[TSA]

but twice at work? and she owns the place, she don't have to do shiet.

come on maaaaannn

[SID]

SID, stop. I'm warning you.

ahahahahaahahahahahahaha

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

ya sniffs?













mmmmmmmmm dookie butt

[Visionz]

but twice at work? and she owns the place, she don't have to do shiet.

come on maaaaannn

do you instantly recognize the smell of pot on someone? If she owns the place then its not like she has to worry about getting fired for a genuine smoke break.