I will be laid out at the Church I grew up in.
The opening song will be this
followed by the regular ceremony and a note written by me to the attendees.
As we exit and my pall bearers and mourners follow me out this will be played.
I have my funeral all planned out
I will be laid out at the Church I grew up in.
The opening song will be this
followed by the regular ceremony and a note written by me to the attendees.
As we exit and my pall bearers and mourners follow me out this will be played.
I never took you for a religious guy. You just seem to racist to be religious. But I guess ugly does like god, too bad god doesn't like ugly.Originally Posted by NickyTooch
See you in hell.
Da Universal Magnetic Bitch Oppressor
"Oppressing bitches individually and in groups since 1976"
Racist?
Thats that extremist mindset you have.
You bitch oppressor you
b.i.t.c.h.
Da Universal Magnetic Bitch Oppressor
"Oppressing bitches individually and in groups since 1976"
I'd have the entirety of Mozart's requiem.
The Requiem is divided into fourteen movements, with the following structure:
I. Introitus: Requiem aeternam (choir and soprano solo)
II. Kyrie eleison (choir)
III. Sequentia (text based on sections of the Dies Irae):
Dies irae (choir)
Tuba mirum (soprano, contralto, tenor and bass solo)
Rex tremendae majestatis (choir)
Recordare, Jesu pie (soprano, contralto, tenor and bass solo)
Confutatis maledictis (choir)
Lacrimosa dies illa (choir)
IV. Offertorium:
Domine Jesu Christe (choir with solo quartet)
Versus: Hostias et preces (choir)
V. Sanctus:
Sanctus Dominus Deus Sabaoth (choir)
Benedictus (solo quartet, then choir)
VI. Agnus Dei (choir)
VII. Communio:
Lux aeterna (soprano solo and choir)
Seeing as I'm shooting for being a high profile millionaire-billionaire/magistrate, it will be a lavish state funeral. Probably at St. Patricks in New York, but I might push for a ceremony in Cologne, I'm quite fond of that Cathedral's architecture. Probably the finest on the planet (Vatican is no place for a funeral unless you're the pope, and it's not a cathedral...)
Then after the burial I'm having a monument erected. Nothing fancy, something like Kumsusan Memorial Palace but less gay. And I'm going to have an eternal flame thing going. That'd be nice. But like a Temple of Vesta rather then a dinky fire pit.
Total costs? Upwards of 100 million... at least.
Oh and I forgot the week of funerary games that will take place afterwards.
Last edited by TheBoarzHeadBoy; 06-27-2010 at 10:28 AM.
HANKERING FOR SOME BEEF CURTAINS
i only have 2 details for my funeral.
• not in a catholic church
• this song be played
the fact that the name of the song is Good Riddance makes it even better
NICKY TOOCH IS WRITING OUT HIS OWN DEATH LIEK 2 PAC N BIG DID, HOPEFULLY DEATh ANSWERS HIS CALL
he called Death up before but kept getting a busy signal.He told everybody he got to have phone sex with death but "nobody cared". no diss, it really happened.
Man, I hope you're joking about having that song played at your funeral.
If you're not then that's the corniest, most contrived thing you can possibly do.
Maybe that's the point though, screwing with everyone one last time.
If that's your angle then it's genius.
As for me, fuck a funeral.
Cremate me then flush me down the toilet.
Nobody Cares
gold molds frames froze cold holds growing old,
souls sold brains fold grow over mildew mold,
forked roads shown no direction paved to explode,
unknown info so sinful if known we'd rage & implode,
told lies from the get go such disinformation is bold,
computer modes burn binary codes we'll never KNOW?
wat a sad faggit, faked his death to wu corp, now discussing his death with wu corpers smh
go get friends man...
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