New Conan Film

[TAURO]

Check out this awesome moving poster

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/M.../news/?a=31142

[SKAMPOE]

i might watch this cuz of that poster

[GZAjector]

hell yeah that's a pretty cool poster



since Arnold wants to get back into acting again and shit, they need to make a Conan movie on the premise that Conan became a king and became soft and fat, with a huge beard. like years and years and years of greasy meat eating, heavy drinking and fucking slutty bitches.

anyways, he realizes how fucked up he's become after some foul shit happens, like his heir gets murdered or some shit, and he gets seriously beat down in a fight and left for dead. he survives, and now knows it's too late to be the roided out monster of the 1980's, but he does like a 2 year montage of re-acquiring some of his old skills and mindset and power and comes back for revenge.

he shaves his beard, and tattoos crazy runes and shit all over his face and body, so no one can recognize him. he still drinks the occasional beer and fucks bitches, but eats more fish and salads and fruit and stuff.

anyways, he doesn't want to die of old age, because that's not the way a warrior like that is supposed to go out, and he had forgotten this, so he gets his revenge, kills mad people but ends up dying of like 3 dozen various wounds he gets throughout the movie.

then the movie ends where it all began, in Conan the Barbarian.


to me, that would be the shit

[Emperor Les]

New Conan film?

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

Is that the new conan? hahahahah