Greatest most dopest bars/lines/punchlines ever spit.

[Inspektah Meth-Tical]

'I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet' - Big L

'Mad Hoes, Ask beavis i get nutin but head' - Big L

'I get more pussy on accident that most n*ggaz get on purpose' - Big L

'Rappers evaporate to vapor, I drop science on paper
And then build a skyscraper
When I die, scientists will preserve my brain
Donate it to science to answer the unexplained
But as long as I inhale and exhale
I challenge the next female or the next male' - Kool G Rap

'From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable' - Nas

"Jews don't salute the fuckin swastika but n*ggaz pledge allegiance to the flag that accosted ya "-Ras

They say Rugged, by now, you should of at least blown
It's funny, I'm mad famous for being unknown - R.A.

"I trip we box up crazy bitches aimin guns in all my baby pictures" - Nas

''i need a new nigga for this dark cloud to follow, cuz while its over me it's too dark to see tommorow'' - Nas

'You witness the saga, casualties and drama
Life is a script, I'm not a actor but the author
Of a modern day opera, where the main character' - Inspectah Deck


'Never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death' - Nas

I bomb atomically, socrates, philosophies and hyphothesis can't define how i be dropping these mockeries' - Inspectah Deck (the whole song is quotable)

Poisonous paragraphs, smash ya phonograph
in half, it be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath
First class leavin mics with a cast
Causin ruckus like the aftermath when guns blast - Inspectah Deck.

'Fuck all the glamors and glitz/I plan to ger rich/I'm from New York and never was a fan of the Knicks/' - Big L

"slit the cardiac, arrest me, exorcist hip-hop posses me" - Method Man

GZA's verses:

Reunited:
Reunited, double LP, we're all excited
Struck a match to the underground, industry ignited
from metaphorical parables to fertilize the Earth
Wicked n*ggaz come, try to burglarize the turf
Scattin off soft-ass beats them n*ggaz rap happily
Tragically, that style, deter-iate, rapidly

Protect Ya Neck:
The Wu is too slammin for these Cold Killin labels
Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel
Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel
Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table

Duel of the Ironmic:
Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft
Check the print, it's where veterans spark the letterings
Slow moving MC's is waitin for the editin
The liquid soluble that made up the chemistry
A gaseous element, that burned down your ministry
Herbal vapors, and biblical papers
Smokin Exodus, every square yard is plush
Fuck the screw-faced photo sessions facial expression
leaves impressions, try to keep a shark n*gga guessin
Give crazy shouts Son here's the outcome
Cut across the semi-gloss rhymes you floss
Shit is outdated, just like neckloads of Sterlings
Suede-fronts, bell-bottoms, and tri-colored Shearlings
I ain't particular, I bang like vehicular homicides
on July 4th in Bed-Stuy
Where money don't grown on trees and there's thievin MC's
Who cut-throat to rake leaves
They can't breathe, blood splash, rushin fast
like runnin rivers, I be that whiskey in your liver

Wu Banga 101:
Yo, too advanced, Digi' stance, made the CD enhanced
I move with the speed and strength of ants
Identical in form with the Beez they swarm
Hold up the cold current appear warm
My first verbal brawl, started on some yes yes y'all
to the beat y'all, break your windshield, your jeep stall
Mr. Traffic, dumbin shit, from ecclesiastic
Cashier, holdin out, fine, cut off the plastic
See the logo? A monument in hip-hop
Carved out, in the giant landscape, of broken rocks
Whether heard in herb spots, jukebox or malt shops
Uncut live, drop eighty-five, in one shot
Spotlight hits the metal mic, majority stare
Heard the Wu snare, while my iris cut down the glare
Walk a road the great length you find too long to measure
My Clan a make me rhyme like D. Banner under pressure
No surprise, double disc touched five
Those elements, kept environments colonized
with the high flyin death-defyin flow like the Rebel
Right there, but you're one light year, from my level


I'll put more up later, lets hear yours.

[issues]

Chino XL needs his own thread for this shit..

reject my single I aint mad at it
Like O.J. getting married again.. i'll take another stab at it!

what the fuck you niggas think?
i roll with killers that spent more time in the pen than ink,
dont even blink, and turn your voice down a decibel,
or start lookin for studios thats wheelchair accessible,
leave you a vegetable, trust..
i have the letters on your FUBU sweater standing for 'Fucked Up By Us!'

battle me, you'll win if we battle to see whos the brokest,
i'm sicker than seeing Kelly Price doing aerobics,
sicker than finding out first hand Jennifer Lopez cant fuck,
sicker than seeing Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doing stand-up!

i'll slash ya grill, dont start me..
you'll be the only entertainer with less groupies than Biz Markie!

Chino dissed me, rappers whine..
to disrespect you, i would had to have respect for you at one time,
i never did, and dont care, so come up on air,
put your money where your mouth is, make my crotch a millionaire!

slobbering, it aint right, the industry ruined my life,
i've been blackballed like i'm Cuba Gooding Jr's white wife!


they're endless..

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[UncontrolledSubstans]

"Why everytime I look around another brain gets splattered?
Some pockets get fatter but it don't matter
The devil's the only one who really gets fatter
" - Jeru

"Dollar bill y'all, is the god we trust" - Jeru

"They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued" - Eminem

"Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives
Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and
hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden" - Eminem

"With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple" - Eminem (corny as fuck but i love it)

"My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids
At an alarming rate; common denominate
Add it up and you'll see just why I dominate
I try to stimulate but kids emulate,
And mimmick every move you make - "Slim, you great!"
But wait, can't you see I'm only here to entertain?
I gotta be the one to go against the grain " - Eminem

"And tell your crew if they got beef, then I can bring the dinner rolls" - Lacks

"I get jobs at McDonalds and throw cyanide pills into kids meals" - Chino XL

"There's a war goin on outside, no man is safe from
You could run but you can't hide forever
from these, streets, that we done took
You walkin witcha head down scared to look
You shook, cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks" - Prodigy

"Your crew is featherweight,
my gunshots'll make you levitate" - Prodigy

"Bitches caught in airports, keys in they vaginas" - Inspectah Deck

"The hood love you but behind your back they pray for the day
A bullet hit your heart and ambulances take you away
That ain't love it's hate, think of all the mothers at wakes
whose sons you killed, and you ain't got a cut on your face?" - Nas

[serioussam]

Should wear a condom in the booth because I be fuckin the track - JADAKISS

You a blood yesterday but you flipped tonight/You like that shit that kill superman cuz you a crip tonight(kryptonite) - PAPOOSE

I knock down ya door like Jehovah Witness/and bring niggas in ya crib like ya older sisters/ - CASSIDY

[Edgar Erebus]

"Gucci all red so he shittin' on the infants. Shittin' on the infants. Gucci all red, these shoes $450."

[Frank Drebin]

Every sun-day a nun-lay from my gun-spray

Hopped out the lincoln left him stinkin put his brains in the streets now you could see what he was just thinking

Fucking punk, you ain't a leader, WHAT!? nobody followed you, you was never shit, your mother should've swallowed you.

I ran through every chick in my path i was fucking chicks in the ass when I was 6 and a half.

only Big L lines lol

[Undiluted Karma]

the Wu has a ridiculous amount of quotables.

"I got mouths to feed, unnecessary beef is more cows to breed"

"Striking niggas where the Mason-Dixon line cross" One of the best track ending lines ever lol same with

"Next year 200 niggas coming with swords"



"Switch sides like water rides"

"Bound by honest sword take over the set; rap from here to Que-bec
Throw up the tech, crash your intellect select a vet"

Among others, Ghost verse from "Impossible" is one of the best ever, heartfelt, beautiful,sorrowful, five stars.

"With his last bit of energy left, told me rock it with respect
I opened it, seen the God holdin his kids
Photogenic, tears just burst out my wig"

"I set the mic in flames, bomb like fighter planes, Mc's get shown down long range with sniper aim"

"Program fat baselines, on Novation
Getting drunk like a fuck, I'm duckin five-year probation" RZA's verse on Triumph is my favourite after Rae and Ghosts, but everyone came dope on there(not forgetting Jason Hunter"

"Just a dosage, delegate my Clan with explosives
While, my pen blow lines ferocious"

"Hold the fuck up, I'll unfasten your wig, bad luck
I humiliate, separate the English from the Dutch
it's me, black nobled you Ali
Came in threes we like the Genovese, is that so?
Caesar needs the greens, it's Earth
Ninety-three million miles from the first
Rough turbulence, the waveburst, split the megahertz"

"Next shot go right through your hover craft
You do the math my answer tounge slash
When will ya learn it's the return of Shaft
The genuine thriller, the Miller Draft" I dont care what people think about 8D, this song especially U-God and Meth riding the fuck out of the song is why I love 8D so much.

Jus Allah has alot of quotables too. -"85 states the truth your too dumb, you burn at failed attempts reaching the Sun."

Way more quotables, from non Wu fam too.

[Uncle Steezo]

its somethin new to ya like screwin ya all over my studio
ridin my mp60 let the s9-50 squeeze ya titties
see how quickly i hooked you now fix me with yo lips B- atch
unloosen my belt dig in and grab my crotch
but before you do remove my glock before i shoot my cock
-redman "basically"


fuck who's the baddest a persons status depends on salary

[Tecknowledgist]

I'll be the only nigga standin' after Armageddon
Take a hammer and smash the stone your name was etched in
Then I'll announce that I'm runnin' for the new election
Anyone with an objection gets the death sentence
Death by lethal injection, death by being beheaded
Death by getting shot with a weapon
But if you wanna be remembered,
Then death by gettin' your head severed is an honorable way to end it - Canibus

I'll slay you in broad day, so stop being cocky and try me
I'll be downstairs in Hot 97s lobby
In about FIVE MINUTES if you think you can outrhyme me!! - Canibus

"Yo Esoteric, when you bringin' the pain son?"
It's probably gettin' done as we speak like Jenna Jameson - Eso

'Cause I'm the type to slice the skin on your back off,
Come back a week later and slice the motherfuckin' scab off! - Celph Titled

Army of the Pharaohs never make love songs
We finger-fuck bitches with Freddy Krueger gloves on - Celph Titled

Handgun? Automatic. Shotgun? Pump-action.
Me with your wife? That's automatic pump action. - Celph

'Cause whenever the head is severed from the body with a sharp enough weapon
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds
Long enough for me to give you one last message
And when you get to hell, you can tell Lucifer I said it - Canibus

Go ahead and grip glocks, I'll break your trigger finger in six spots
You'll have to lip-lock with hyperdermic needles to 'lick shots' - Diabolic

YOU LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH'S OVERWEIGHT NEPHEW!" - Immortal Technique

I'm makin' ducks shed much tears, I buck queers
I don't have it all upstairs, but who the fuck cares - Big L

The bitch type I dislike, I'm rougher than a fist-fight
All chicks ain't shit. Ain't no such thing as Miss Right
So we can never be a couple hun
Fuck love, all I got for ho's is hard dick and bubblegum - Big L

I ain't talkin' bout horizons when I say sun down
Son down? Down for the count, it was just one round! - Rock

When I fuck Rihanna, ain't use no umbrella
When the bitch have twins, we namin' em both Ella......Ella......Ey!
I'm just jokin'. Maybe I'm not.
I'm just smokin'. Maybe it's pot. - Sean Price

You're beefin' but you're vegan when it's about to cook
Time to ride, your bitch ass in the mirror like 'how i look?'
....like a goddamn snitch? Like a clown?
Like you 'bout to go tell on somebody right damn now!! - Rock

[misawa98]

Canibus:

"I'm the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it
I'll snatch ya crown with ya head still attached to it
Canibus is the type to fight for mics
Beating niggas to death and beating dead niggas to life"

"breakin' the laws of physics with metaphors and lyrics,
speakin' to dead poets by conjurin' up their spirits"
- canibus

"i got divine chromosomes in me/my eggs'll scramble the eggs in a womans ovaries"

"I grab mics and push niggas to the left/so fast, their hearts end up on the right side of their chests"

[Inspektah Meth-Tical]

i don't rap for dead presidents
i'd rather see presidents dead
it's never been said
i set precedants. - Eminem

Restaurants on a stake-out
So order the food to take out
Chaos, outside a spark steakhouse
Maintain the power, I feel the deal's gone sour
Nigga Mr. Wedding, late a fuckin half hour
And his man who bought land from Tony Starks
While he was contractin bricklayin jobs in city parks
he's a loan shark, bitches raise a grand to a finger
In a garment that's stretched, got it sewn like Singer
Cause all that talk blasphemy this kid after me
for the heist, in a Burlington Coat Factory
Fuck it, he turned snake so my nigga Cash stole his copilot
who used to drive like sacks of blow on this remote
area, we label Dead Man's Island
Two hundred miles South from Thailand
Right off the docks, I got the various custom made yachts
Burial plots, for my niggaz hit with fatal shots
There's no need for us to spray up the scene
I use less men, more powerful shit for my team
Like my man Muhammad from Afghanistan
Grew up in Iran, the nigga runs a neighborhood newsstand
A wild Middle Eastern, bomb specialist
Intiated, at eleven to be a terrorist
He set bombs in bottles of champagne
And when niggaz popped the cork, niggaz lost half they brains
Like this ex-worker, tried to smuggle a half a key
in his left leg, even underwent surgery
They say his pirate limp gave him away
As the feds rushed him, comin through U.S. Customs
Now look whose on the witness stand singin, a well known soprano
A smash hit from Sammy Gravano
here's the plan minimum for the hit, two hundred grand
Half time at the game blastin niggaz out the stands
The sharp-shooters hit the prosecutor, judges are sent
Photographs of they wives takin baths
Along with briefcase filled with one point five, that's the bribe
Take it or commit suicide
First rule, anyone who schemes on the gold in Syria
I want they small intestines ripped from the interior
I got a price for those jewels, ship em freight cargo
Don't forget to launder the cream through Wells Fargo
Reconstruct those processin plants for the call of Costa Rica
Four hundred barrels of ether
Two hundred pounds of reefer
and fifty immigrants with fake Visas - GZA

[misawa98]

Remember this Bis rhyme as well:

Rhymes ricochet off the inner walls of my lungs/and go past the tongue faster than bullets come out of guns

[KillahBee09]

"I'm the poetical pastor
Slave to a label but I own my masters
Still get it poppin' without artist & repertoire
Cause Monch is a Monarch only minus the A&R" - Pharoahe Monch

"I met a critic, I made her shit her drawers
She said she thought hip-hop was only guns and alcohol
I said "Oh hell naw!" But yet it's that too
You can't discrimi-hate cause you done read a book or two" - Andre 3K

"Only time you perform art is when you're drawing blanks" - Chino XL

"You were a still born baby, mother didn't want you, but you were still-born
Boy meets world, of course his pops is gone
What you figga?
That chalky outline on the ground is a father figure" - Vast Aire

"Lock my body, can't trap my mind" - Jay-Z

"I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh shit!)
Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet" - Eminem

"Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin' your buildin'
No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children" - RZA (I could quote this whole verse)

"Malicious; tattooed "F.U.N." on my dick for "fuck You Niggaz" while I poke "Fun" at yo' Bitches" - Vakill

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily" - Big Pun

"Clothes bummy nose runny it wasnt funny a little dummy who tried to kill his mother for insurance money" - Big L

"Niggaz runnin' up, askin' bout Rock, I send y'all wacks to heaven
Motherfucker, ask God about 'Pac
Ask about B.I.G., motherfucker ask about Pun
Gangsta rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns" - Sean Price

[Southern Solja]

"You can ask Beavis I get nuthin butt-head"-Big L

"These niggas weak/week like 7 days and nights."-Nipsey Hussle

"Put my O.J. gloves on goin' ahead to kill this shit, make the plumber throw the plunger like 'I can't deal with this shit!'"-Kid Kid

"The Big L be f*ckin with more keys than a janitor."-Big L

"It gets tedious. So I keep one eye open like CBS. You see me stressed right?"-Jay-Z

"On the mic I perform like Mike. Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson, action, pack gunzs, ridiculous."-B.I.G.

"You better scramble like eggs and break-fast."-T.I.P.

[Meta4]

"The bare facts mak'em take flight like air-max, hyperdermic rap share it and you'll both have tracks"- Inspectah (ILLEST LINE EVER)

"I come thunderin with the heat of two summers"- Inspectah

"Beast deceiving us ways devious possessing my peeps to walk streets with stolen heat like Prometheus"- Jus Allah

"You'll never catch these fugitives, this high speed
With hoppin' water, see-thru blue on jet skis
They twist trees, bend in they head to run my single
Mean while we minglin' chicks that's bilingual
Haters be like we sick of them, niggas in the whip sippin' gin
Switchin' lanes without signalin'
But they watch they mouth, because my dogs they ignorant
While I'm laid back, rockin' the Link, fuck what ya'll think
Stress-free, index finger mixing my drink
You see we hot like two 4-5th with gold clips
Ain't none of y'all fuckin' with this, it's hopeless
Malice on that raw shore shit, cut your throat shit"- Malice (illest of the duo)

"Crown Victorian I spill holy winds at olympians, carry gangsta flags like a bunch of drunk mexicans"- Stoneface

"I'm tragic like Indian magic that's been casted, a piece of your hair and burnin candles in a cabinet"- Bloodsport

"Bust with one eye open veins bulgin'/Handcuffed to the projects the devils lasso"- Tragedy

"I ain't tryin to see the courtroom in steel braces, need a mil for passports and two facelifts"- Tragedy