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    just something about it that stuck with me thru the years, shit is too real

    I rap divine Gods check the prognosis
    is it real or showbiz
    My window faces shootouts, drug overdoses
    Live amongst no roses,
    only the drama, for real
    a nickel plate is my fate, my medicine is the ganja-nas(memory lane)

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    they say a real man wont hit a girl well i aint real cause i beat bitches up. i keep the gear fresh i keep the braids rugged i never wear rubbers bitch if i get aids, fuck it
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    Can’t stand Cilvaringz, by the way.... It’s never us coming with the gimmicks. It’s always on the outside, a "B" Wu guy or somebody like that coming with some crap that’s just so gimmicky. It makes you scratch your head and say, ‘Why Wu-Tang?’ when it’s not Wu-Tang.
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    That's a guy in those pictures who's a woman?

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    my multi topical written flows continuously vary
    yet still are relative like west virginians before they marry
    chino xl

    Verse One: Chino XL Ras Kass
    You prayed for me and I came! How far you niggaz wanna push me?
    I'm leaving the crowds happy like OJ Simpson when he got his first
    white pussy
    But I'm still annoyed blowin through your selenoid
    Bringing more Blues to Brothers than Jon Belushi and Dan Akroyd
    Governmently engineered like E Bola for this rap garage sale
    by this industry I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail
    You can hate me, but await me like I'm Magic Johnson's
    death in a box with Jordan's pops that ass'll never take another
    breath
    'cause, I write the songs like Barry Manilow
    I like my Sugar Brown like Hugh Grant fucked D'Angelo
    Now I got niggaz claimin they saw God unfortunately
    He wasn't in the person of Master Farad Muhammad
    Some often ask how can this nigga molest the English alphabet
    in one hundred words or less it ain't the chronic
    It's all in the mind like Johnny Mmemonic
    Before my word is born, surgeons administer antibiotics
    to drain the phonics, amniotic fluids
    Delivery, to get Nia deep in your Peeples like Howard Hewett
    Half-Hitler, half-Jewish, I'm gassed off myself
    Icono-clismic, twisted without the use of fiber optics
    Noxious I blows out the sockets I got your Adam's Apples in my pockets
    Bullshit like Timmy McVey, like kiddie porn I'm getting popular
    Popular, no ocular, MC's perp particular
    but not quite yet perpendicular
    Compound fractures fibulas when niggaz step, contest the upper torso
    I got Chino's back like a dorsal, fin
    Comprehend, we bend men from within
    Chorus: Chino, Ras
    Your strength in numbers couldn't hit
    The yellow nigga from the Gravity click
    You don't give a fuck as long as bud gets lit
    You're fuckin with the HemiSidal lunatics
    Like licorice, niggaz begin to twist
    Lay back and watch your idols get ripped
    Yo signify if your crew roll thick
    (Yeah) East Coast (West Coast) beeeotch!!!
    Verse Two: Ras Kass, Chino XL
    I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like, latitude
    Put my rhymes in mixed fortune cookies to leave Confucious confused
    The day a nigga serve Ras is when faggots start straight bashing
    Without Jermaine Dupri I'm SoSoDef that I need closed captions
    Won't see me stressed from no East/West conflict
    the interest Chino X/Ras Kass like Layne Tito removed you from your
    bench
    My retina expands, my brain is trapped like a rat on a running wheel
    Praise the yellow God or I'ma leave you scarred like that nigga Seal

    [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/riiiot-lyrics-chino-xl.html ]

    Vernacular understandable, you in a hearse, megahertz, the truth hurts
    Slang botanical, you're moving on time-lapse camera
    Indestractable, dig me like an excavation multiracial valuable
    Take you out like Saafir took out Casual
    So check the milk that Jersey made
    I turn artistic children bilingual
    On parallel bars I create new dismounts like Chechincko
    So keep it short and sweet like Sherman Hemsley bonafide queer
    While I shoot shit up you're shooting gerbils up your asshole like
    Richard Gere
    Verse Three: Ras Kass, Chino XL
    Bitch ass niggaz what see?
    I gives a fuck who's certified platinum or gold
    Cause I got rhymes for every unit you sold
    Your plaques corrode when I collage colloquials
    At first the buzz was local but now the nose grows like Pinnochio
    No lie, no T-H-C, T-H-E, T-H-O-U-G-H-T
    Makes me high in intelligence quotient
    I drop facts like attache
    Exfoliate rap and come cleaner than Jeru's enema
    What's the secret within my esophagus
    is discovered like Tutenkahmen's sarcophogous
    I got niggaz lookin for Webster's like George Papadopolous
    Yo Ras pardon me my unfamiliar soliloquies, similies
    similar to Reginald Denny's, facial injuries
    You couldn't locate my transient thoughts with lo-jack
    Molest your mind like Oprah Winfrey's behind when she was a small
    child
    Punchlines with more elasticity than Biggie's stretch marks
    Chino X sparks, mad urban
    I ain't scared to put the things that going around me
    on tape like Mark Fuhrman
    Sexing picture perfect hoes like Pocahontas often
    And I'd rather hear Willie Nelson than fucking Montell Jordan!


    i didnt kno wut part to quote!!!
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    anything canibus



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    Food For Thought, i don't even pay you any attention because i know you're a retard.

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    Visualizin the realism of life and actuality
    Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary
    And my mentality is, money orientated
    I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it
    cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as five percenters
    But somethin must of got in us cause all of us turned to sinners
    Now some, restin in peace and some are sittin in San Quentin
    Others such as myself are tryin to carry on tradition
    Keepin the schwepervesence street ghetto essence inside us
    Cause it provides us with the proper insight to guide us
    Even though, we know somehow we all gotta go
    but as long as we leavin thievin we'll be leavin with some kind of dough
    so, and to that day we expire and turn to vapors
    me and my capers-ll be somewhere stackin plenty papers
    Keepin it real, packin steel, gettin high
    Cause life's a bitch and then you die - AZ

    I woke up early on my born day, I'm twenty years of blessing
    The essence of adolescent leaves my body now I'm fresh in
    My physical frame is celebrated cause I made it
    One quarter through life some God-ly like thing created
    Got rhymes 365 days annual plus some
    Load up the mic and bust one, cuss while I puffs from
    my skull cause it's pain in my brain vein money maintain
    Don't go against the grain simple and plain
    When I was young at this I used to do my thing hard
    Robbin foreigners take they wallets they jewels and rip they green cards
    Dipped to the projects flashin my quick cash
    and got my first piece of ass smokin blunts with hash
    Now it's all about cash in abundance, niggaz I used to run with
    is rich or doin years in the hundreds
    I switched my motto -- instead of sayin fuck tomorrow
    That buck that bought a bottle could've struck the lotto
    Once I stood on the block, loose cracks produce stacks
    I cooked up and cut small pieces to get my loot back
    Time is Illmatic keep static like wool fabric
    Pack a four-matic that crack your whole cabbage - Nas



    I'm the verbal-spit Smith Wesson
    I unload with sick spit the quick wick could split a split-second
    Bomb with a lit wick expression
    You here a tick tick then you testin
    - Royce Da 5'9
    Last edited by Inspektah Meth-Tical; 09-04-2010 at 12:29 AM.

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    C.R.E.A.M.

    It's been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin
    Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival
    I peep at the shape of the streets
    And stay awake to the ways of the world cause shit is deep
    A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M.
    Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15
    A young buck sellin drugs and such who never had much
    Trying to get a clutch at what I could not... could not...
    The court played me short, now I face incarceration
    Pacin -- going up state's my destination
    Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us
    Life as a shorty shouldn't be so ruff
    But as the world turns I learned life is hell
    Living in the world no different from a cell
    Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
    Smokin bones in the staircase
    Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess
    I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
    But I'm still depressed, and I ask what's it worth?
    Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
    Who explained working hard may help you maintain
    to learn to overcome the heartaches and pain
    We got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks
    and stray shots, all on the block that stays hot
    Leave it up to me while I be living proof
    To kick the truth to the young black youth
    But shorty's running wild smokin sess drinkin beer
    And ain't trying to hear what I'm kickin in his ear
    Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
    That what? That life is hectic

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    "When we die hard, to build the monument to honor us with
    humungous effect in the world we could have conquered it" - Deck

    "Invite the fight, we all die tonight" - Deck

    "The earth daughter rest her head on my chest
    Through the struggle we cuddle under half-moon crest" - Deck

    "I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick bitches
    I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
    Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin
    Wu-Tang slang'll leave your headpiece hangin" - Deck

    "Some niggaz in the jet black Gallant
    Shot up the Chinese resteraunt, for this kid named Lamont
    I thought he was dead but instead he missed a kid
    and hit a twelve year old girl in the head and then fled" - Deck

    "There's no escape from straight from the brain come the great one
    My blade swung, decapitate your snake head
    Slit your snake tongue make one false maneuver you a mystery
    Unsolved, the mob that we robbed's automatically involved" - Deck

    "Amateurs get hung with they own gold chains" - Deck

    "Supplier with the goods like cartels in Spain
    While your autopsy shows hemorrhage to your brain
    Standin close range will leave ya eardrums in flame
    Darts lightin up the charts with sharpshooter aim
    This Uncontrolled Substance can't be contained
    with the blood of battle, I remain stained" - Deck

    "Blessed with the art rhymes that's sharp like a circular saw
    Hit the floor like Thor, who wants the war
    Then slide by my, lyrical driveby" - Deck

    "Hitman like Thomas Herns, bustin while the weed burns
    Shorty sixteen yearns for my crew to take turns
    I'm a loose cannon, medically examined
    Found deadly as a plague, soon to spread like famine" - Deck

    "Never met a force deadly as my own anger" - Deck

    "Yo, examinin her hour-glass frame
    Exotic name, passion, splashin the fly fashions
    On the 2 train, words soothin her brain
    There's the cue, cross the platform, she 'bout to exchange
    She wooed slowly in plannin a kiss
    And in the same motion, bounced off with the switch
    Couldn't let here go, before the train pulled off
    She gave me a look that described my thoughts
    And I was hypnotized by her ebony eyes
    She wised to my scheme, made her temperature rise
    Hours later, still zonin off the moment
    Happened so fast, it's over with
    And now you're gone, like the same short time
    But stay so heavy on my mind, I'm..." - Deck

    "Yo, the plan is to grap what I can within my reach
    Expand like the crystal white sands that fill the beach" - Deck

    Deck should be dedicated a own thread.

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    I'm like Malcolm out the window with the joint
    Hoodied up blood in my eye, I let two fly
    Like fuck it [2 gunshots], look how these niggas duck shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by PALEHORSE View Post
    anything canibus
    ^^

    "an i dare a nigga to challenge us
    I'll turn the love, peace, an happiness into your blood on a napkin in an ambulance
    fuckin with the nigga called canibus
    just the sound of my voice will give you a positive urine analysis
    I'm a lyrical demon
    stronger then crack fiends who smoke two P's with a C inbetween 'em"

    "my cousin with mad guns, is where i get the nines from
    Area 51 is where I be gettin rhymes from
    I'm not a human being, I'm a human being ILL
    with a IQ thats off the scale
    if words could kill, a verse of mine would murder a mill
    and mc's would be gnashin they teeth burnin in hell"

    "you could battle me an possibly survive
    but you could never see me and walk away without a black eye
    word up ock, killuminati call the cops
    an if the cops aint trynna see me the cops call swat
    scar ya whole squad with bullet scars
    no holds barred, i'll even hassle the national guard"

    "the maximum lyrical nigga you minimal
    theres a big hole in the desert i told the men in blue to dig for you"

    "the only thing faster then the speed of light is the speed of dark"

    "yo bust it, the blood in my brains super conducted
    a supreme intelligent being you dont wanna scuff with
    cassette tapes laced with a chemical substance
    thatll cause it to explode if you try to dub it"

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    "So what, you know about a sweet MC, in the 313
    You don't know shit so when you see one flee
    You can be Run-D, you'll never beat the MC
    I'll stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T"

    "Ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandealous
    Living as scandalous as a television evangelist
    But I can handle this, I'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
    Caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters"

    "But you can bring yours let's see what you got
    But don't front and never try to be what you're not
    Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
    And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack"

    "That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing
    Except for a dream, and a fuckin' rap magazine
    Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
    Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
    Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives
    Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
    Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
    We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
    That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and
    hold it
    Cause we consider these minutes golden
    And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
    Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our
    songs"

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    The bare facts make you take flight like Air Max, hypodermic raps, share it and ya both have tracks

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    'Without HIV I'm positive you don't wanna test...I leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest.'- Chino XL

    'Clear the runways, cause I'ma make you rappers my examples
    Avoiding battling me like I'm Eazy-E's blood samples ' - Chino XL

    'You get KILT like them plad skirts scottish men be wearin' - Chino XL

    'How the broke crooks in videos leave me stressed
    I'll turn on channel 2 if I wanna CBS, bitch (See BS)' - Chino XL

    'Think of me as a caveman, I invented Fire' - Chino XL

    'I'm rarely seen, loch ness and bigfoot take pictures of me' - Chino XL

    'A samauri how i shoegun (show gun)' - Chino XL

    'Chino dissed me, rappers whine/To disrespect you I would have had to had respected you at some time/ I never did and don't care so come up for air put your money where your mouth is make my crotch a millionaire' - Chino XL

    'These Homos been in the closet so long i'ma donate them to the Salvation Army' - Chino XL

    'I died a thousand deaths to posses skills such as this'
    'With delivery like where arabs live in-tents(Intense)' - Chino XL

    "Put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself!" - Big Daddy Kane'

    "you get pissed on like pregnancy tests" - Cassidy

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    ^^that cassidy line is whack
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    ^^best pronz, if it says ur email is banned u might need a yahoo one

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    Motherfucker, ask God about 'Pac
    Ask about B.I.G., motherfucker ask about Pun
    Gangsta rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns one

    Sean Price

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