So Ive been dating my girl for a while now, and it is important to keep relationships fresh.

My latest thing is that I like to shoot my splooge on her face. It started out when I was just going to bust on her tits like usual, but the load was so forceful that it landed on her nose and eyes.

I immediately decided that what I saw was pleasing to me. I am not positive of the exact reason, but it is definitely a form of art and self-expression.

Now I try to do it whenever I can, but she isn't really eager about it. She acts like its a hassle or some shit, even thogh the shit is non-toic and whipes right off.

Also, when I eat her pussy, i get her mess all over my shit, and I don't complain about it. I whipe it on my face and smear it in my chesthair like warpaint and do a motherfucking raindance.

I mean, she says ok half the time, which is fine by me, and she doesn't bitch too much, but is it too much to act for her to show a little fucking enthusiasm?

I think some comedian mentioned something about this a while ago, but I forget. It might have been Chapelle.

Thoughts? Stories? Input?

I'd like to hear from both the gentlemen and the wu-skanks.