Quote Originally Posted by iove View Post
Just as every other woman I have had sex with. I'd walk by her window and scrutinize her for a good 5 seconds. Then she'll open her door and I will ask how much she charges. First I will haggle for a bit, but then we'll agree on 150 Canadian dollars for an hour if I clean her driveway first. After that I will plow her caramel driveway for about 1.08 minutes. Then I will sob while I put my clothes back on and defy the cold Canadian weather, feelings as empty as my pockets.
lmao