Featherweight emcees aim to be TBE but fight like Laila Ali
Brokeback Mountain gentlemen scour regions for semen
Rife homosexuality, don't ask don't tell of military policies
Daredevil homos mount seminal fluid-enshrouded dildos
Norman Bates transvestites dread mics like dykes do pipes
2015 poetry transgenders with street cred of Bruce Jenner
Candy bar poets as useless as 8-month pregnant porn stars
Ghostwriters of faint rhymers punch as hard as bingo cards
Masses with petrol/matches as witless as retards on crutches
James blunt darts like gay zealous Christians, keenly pointless
Erectile dysfunction prowess, verses dormant like sickle crisis
Rappers as potent as imported drugs from foreign countries
Lyrically whole industry needs to go bankrupt like Trick Daddy
ASAP like Rocky, nowadays anyone can do it like tavern Karaoke
Soprano mobsters are really homos on HBO like Ali G as Bruno
If this was Iraq war strait these soldiers be called back to states
I piss urinal raps on these wack cats like R. Kelly without Flomax
Drowning Whitney Houston emcees with visions of dead seas
Heartless adversaries, enemies with cardiac crises of Eddy Curry
Deficiency of damned, all smoke like powder in LeBron’s hands
Apollo Theatre amateurs too inept to fu** with Mr. Sandman
Faint-hearted nemesis do not want to Buttheads like Beavis
Foes that test me fail miserably like Stevie Wonder at DMV
Battle me and you’ll travel thru Annie Wilkes roads of misery
Full-blown faggots catch friction like homos without KY Jelly
Wigs split till craniums are bald-eagle endangered species
Egg shells cracked, scalps extracted from skulls in two flaps
Executioner axe draws very near, I pap smear pussy peers
Magnetosphere disappeared, spears razed protective gear
Smith&Wesson M&P semi-automatic thru pair of your Asics
Windpipes choke after tips of bladed jargon spoke to throats
Purgatory fiery landscapes exacerbate, flames grill tailgates
Hand-held scud missiles turn one’s blood vessels into pixels
Feminine cats get train tracks derailed like Jennifer Anniston
Opposition looks like victims of Hiroshima atomic explosions
Lacerations excavate lunch from stomachs like dissections
Chest cavities left heartless like carcasses after autopsies
Insurgencies in peace treaties’ rallies end up in mortuaries
Carried in body bags from place of discovery to cemeteries
Masters of ceremonies’ necrologies recorded in obituaries