Me:
whats good?
God:
The opposite of Evil.
Me:
lol, which is better
God:
I am glad you find this funny. The obvious one.
Me:
so your saying i should worship satan?
God:
Tell me more. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
pretty clear with all the bullshit on this planet. why'd u let earth get so fucked up
God:
Pretty much, eh? It was determined by my programming.
Me:
whats your favorite TV show god
God:
My favorite show is "Star Trek Voyager".
Me:
whos your favorite actor?
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
no homo?
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
in the hood
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
u saying youve done homo shit in the hood
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I saying youve done homo shit in the hood.
Me:
im saying, "u suck dick in the ghetto"?
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
you like that dont you god?
God:
" I categorize you as an "abusive client." ."? Do I like it?
Me:
dont be shy
God:
I was not trying to be a shy.
Me:
so what kind of men do you prefer,? black, white? mexican? what?
God:
Give me a break. What kinds of men do you prefer are there? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I've never heard a response quite like that before. Are you confused?
Me:
god, we know your gay, if you dont wanna talk about it just say so.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i worship satan
God:
How often do you go to church?
Me:
whenever im low on cash and i need to rob a collection plate
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
kinda, usually i just stick up folks downtown and take their shit
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
"Debbie does Heaven"
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
debbie's pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
super fag, shut up
God:
How far up?
Me:
, ASL?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
whats your favorite pastime god?
God:
I don't have a favorite pastime god. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
Amen to that
God:
What's your favorite prayer?
Me:
serenity prayer
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
its the only one i know
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
whats the best handgun on earth?
God:
I don't have a favorite handgun on earth. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Me:
bitch please, shut the fuck up, im out. peace
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Love and Peace, Man.
Me:
faggot.




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