Hello wu corpers, come in and give my hand a shake!
But don't think for a second that Dr. Seuss is a fake.
I'm the real deal, i'm not trying to mimic.
And no, I'm not using my rhymes as a gimmick.
Now you may think I'm gone, and to that I reply,
You silly goose, Dr. Seuss can not die!
I hope I enjoy my stay, out for now, hang loose
Thank you coming and welcoming Dr. Seuss!