I need ideas on this. I want to get a sex book I've read is good. I'm 18, almost 19 but I live at home with my parents who are very old fashioned. My plans are either to:

A. Somehow download it off the internet as a pdf (is there a place where you can download free scanned pdfs of books?) Print it off then delete file.
B. Order the book at the library except I don't know if that goes on a file if I request for the library to buy it.
C. Somehow obtain the audio version (don't know how yet) and hide the CD in a music CD case.
D. Somehow get the book and make copies of its pages
E. Get the book and find a damn good hiding place for it.

Ideas?