So how big of a Wu fan are you really? Fuck all other tests, this is the real one.
Would you give them all your money for a kiss from U-God? Believe me, theres not many who wouldn't.
Would you let them all fuck your girlfriend? There was a thread on this a few years ago, and most people said rightfully, yes.
Would you swallow GZA's jizz? Maybe you'll get some of those genes and turn into an equally dope rapper? hmm? its worth thinkin about.
Would you eat Deck's dick? I wonder how big it is.
Do you pray to RZA at night? To give you Wu guidence in times of need? Who doesnt!
Do you go to church and imagine its Killah Priest saying mass? Do you try to get into the little room afterwards only to be dissapointed? I have.
Do/did you bring the Wu manual to school with you instead of any other books? Who needs any think else when you got the teachings from duh god? Any real Wu fan has.
Have you masterbated over Wu forever? My booklet has been stuck together now for years.
Would you let them tie you up, strip you naked, and throw cupcakes at you? Hell Yes!! Ive had so many fantasies about this its crazy, so would any self respecting you fan.
Get a Wu tattoo? Now thats just going too far.
So what did you go for in the ultimate Wu-Tang test? I went for all of the above coz im probable the biggest Wu fan ever.
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