I mean. In conversation. Not how you look.
Faggit
I mean. In conversation. Not how you look.
Faggit
i was joking...
Nah im nothing like this in person.
I'm really quiet until i get to know people, then i talk nonstop shit, like a watered down version of here, and once you pass that level i just repeat the same contrived "alternative" slogans sporadically and enjoy awkward silences when they present themselves.
Dudes is going to be mad disappointed if they meet me in amsterdam if i go and if anyone else goes.
bateman i bet you could get blackula to sendmore nudes
Nevar.
I just send her phone conversations i have with my drunk idiot friend (it's true, ask her).
And she think my accent is funny.
Thats it really.
Most people think Im the funniest person they've ever met. I disagree.
People also think I'm extremely confident. When the opposite is true.
Deep.
haha
Yeah, most people tell me i'm the most attractive man they have ever seen in human existance.
But i disagree on the basis of the 1x3mm birthmark i have at the apex of my underarm.
most people dont get my anonymous movie quoting and weirdness unless they really know me.
I'm 4' 3" and weigh 280 pounds.
But I dont understand pounds, and my doctors body mass chart is in Stone so am unable to determine if I'm overweight.
One time, i faked a dead footed limp in a grocery store for shits and giggles.....and performed wonderfully i might add.
I just remembered Tomb could delete my sccount any minute.
i've never felt more alive.
Wow,
You don't have a sharp sense of underwhelming and under-appreciation and a lack of connection with the outside world, do you?
nah you're fine.
i'm 6'5" and 59kg.
but im white so i can't win at the nba
haha
yes!
one time in an asian take away place, i grabbed some chop sticks and yelled "ching chong choppa stix" and did theese really erratic bruce lee arm movements with the chop sticks.
but asian people don't seem to like confronting odd balls.
hahahah asians are so non confrontational...
......this other time, in a Croation owned pizza shop i ran in and screamed SERBIA!!!! right around the time serbs were genocidingly offing Cro's and the lady chased me out with a broom...
ahahaha
those serbs and croats are so sensitive.,
holy shit, pat's 6'5?
Do you have a bitch ass Stylemaster fizzeek?
indeed....and smelly too. Showering isn't a part of their daily lives.
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