I made this thread as a wee youngin' and have since matured from my idiotic views. Christians are pretty consistently good ppl
I made this thread as a wee youngin' and have since matured from my idiotic views. Christians are pretty consistently good ppl
Last edited by TSA; 06-05-2023 at 10:21 AM.
lol yea, christians are annoying
salutations friend, do you think you could lend a second to discuss the miracle that is jesus christ?
at my last job a client company that used to design some stuff for us was Christian(as an entire company).
they literally converted my boss.
it went from him(christian company manager) creepily befriending my boss, going on "mens development camp weekends" until i would overhear them talking about church.
now thats fucked up. my boss was a pretty intelligent guy.
lol one day me and my boy were driving to my crib, and two cats like that were crossing the street at my apartment complex lol, and my boy just kept driving up to them slow and shit lol, and then he just stopped like a couple of inches from them hahah, and they stopped and were mean mugging us hard as fuck. LOL and me and boy were in the car dying hahaha
that shit was hilarious
We do it for the people.
I like having relatives that are Jehova Witnesses so you don't have to buy them Christmas and birthday gifts.
there's this chick I've worked with for about a year now
who has always talked about her church goings and whatnot (and I've never once mentioned my views to her)
well a couple weeks ago she randomly asks "so are you christian or catholic?"
like wtf...are those my only choices??
"neither"
.."so you don't believe in god?" (wtf lol)
"not the one from the bible"
.."so you're atheist?"....
seriously.....some of those christian/catholic types need to get out and interact with people some more
i hate when christians dont think catholism is christianity
oh god my grandmother dragged me to her new christian church one random sunday morning she didnt want to go alone the first time. lmao she was sick and since they gossip and all that shit they knew so they called her up, the preacher put his palm on her forehead, hummed and all that shit, stomped his feet mmmhmmmmmm JEEZUSSS
JEEEEE ZUS SSSS lol with so much emphasis on the s, knocked my damn grandmother over true story, shoved my nanas ass to the floor n shit.. the whole room shrieked! and then continued on praying. gawd i was so embaressed niggas was tryin to shake my hand and shit like why are you touching me lol my family isnt blessed cause that nigga threw down my nana. when i talked to her she said it was an otherworldly experience and when she was up there with everyone praying for her she felt elevated or some shit... these niggas is real dumb.. like in borat, when shits gets real heated you will really catch some doofus thinking he's speaking in tongues LOL
godbless my grandmother but that shit is dumb
stylemaster why do you always poast that durag guy?
lol right, right
and lol @ that youtube video with everybody posting passages and shit in the comments
he's posted it like 19 times.
i dont see how its a black verse white victory cause the black guy is still claiming a non african religion and wearing the white mans jeans.
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