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    Post The Universe is out to get me.

    Thursday afternoon I tore ligaments in my knee while landing very awkardly after a poor attempt to fly like Michael Jordan. Friday morning I get a haircut, but the tendons in my knee line up like the planets to the sun in such a way that makes my knee twitch and my body jerk, this happened while the precision clippers were to my sideburns. Friday night I walk around the party with the biggest dent in my head and am actually able to convince people I had brain surgery its so bad. At the party some wigger faggots point a gun at some other dumb fucker and the party gets split up. After all the commotion I find that someone has walked out the room with my laptop bag, inside were my laptop. When I get home I find that my dog scraped up the inside of the door and trim probably needing to go outside I figured because not far away from that I find the wettest muddiest brown-yellow shit pile right on the carpet. I clean the poop, dive into my bed and fucking weep all while having to slightly levitate my leg in a prone position so it only hurts a little. Right now im wearing a hat of shame, literally, and eating some FUNYONS wondering why im on such a damn streak. I saw a dog get ran over and not die so I just walked on by so I think...

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    you think you got it bad. i just read 10 living-jism posts.

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    haha man life is rough aint it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WUnded Fox View Post
    you think you got it bad. i just read 10 living-jism posts.
    ^my sentiments exactly.

    This poster is churning out rubbage at unbelievable rates.

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    I opened this bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cask and its like Im forcing the stuff down like Buckleys. I know I havent had it in a while and usually delicious but I never thought it could be this bad at times.



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    now i understand why i shouldn't be so serious on a websites forum

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    poor lex
    Quote Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine View Post
    you know Trixx is ODB, right?

    Listen to Jay-z's last album, it's all there.

    Decipher, son.


    Don't want no puss filled yellowheaded dick man

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    he prolifical why was my thread deleted, the one where wu-corp sent me 800+ thread reply email notices? I really had a soft spot for that spread vag DOODLE I did..

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    have you ever considered a career in paleontology?



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    Quote Originally Posted by SUNNY WINTERS View Post
    now i understand why i shouldn't be so serious on a websites forum
    yea it's pretty serious.


    Quote Originally Posted by Huggasaurus Sex View Post
    have you ever considered a career in paleontology?

    year of the woo

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    paleontology is the scientology of raptorism

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    where's your raptor god now?



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    aaahaaaaaaahahhahaahha

    in Detroit getting his P.H.dee fag brain.

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    yo jelly knees why'd you bring your laptop to a party?



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