It's Friday the 13th & My dick is still Retarded

[Dr. Simon Hurt]

^says the guy who makes threads dedicated to a male pornstar. fag.

[Professor Poopsnagle]

[beautifulrock]

"ZEE picture mayde me vrecoil in zee -orror!"

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

its cat dog nigga wat the fuck!? but ye i gtta chang it thought it ws cool when i was high

[beautifulrock]

Yea, plus you're twelve, so cartooney gay shit has to have your sexual proclivity in a state of utter confusion. No worries.



"Luuk, you ARR only zee twelve, and your dick iz already comparable to zee much older Ironman.."

[Professor Poopsnagle]

reposting

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

im 16 and ur ugly lmao

[beautifulrock]

You're still mah lil nigga homie, sec 9 fo life dawg

[TheBoarzHeadBoy]

lulz that reminds me of opening the door to look for where i left my buds when my friend is mid sex with a girl. Walking in on people is great. They immediately bitch. You proposition a "Double team!" and go for a high five with the guy and a "Am I right?" Then she starts yelling "Get the fuck out", he's like "Come on you're ruining it" and I'm like "I'll be down the hall." and leave.

That's happened at least 3 times to me. I always drunken out of my mind for one reason or another end up busting up someone's nut.

[Professor Poopsnagle]

Hahaha! I always say, think of my face when you're cumming. But that never happens.

[Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster]

That's happened at least 3 times to me. I always drunken out of my mind for one reason or another end up busting up someone's nut.

that shits not cool at all. i don't personally care and it's kind of funny, but a lot of chicks will freak out about it.

Blocking cock, under any circumstances, is one of the worst man-on-man offenses out there, right up there with butt-rape.

Unless you don't like the guy and youre trying to fuck her yourself.

Anyways, there's nothing worse than some slow-witted, slack-jawed vagabond ruining your nut. At best you're a dick, at worst you get cracked in the moufpiece

when you think you're about to nut, but then circumstance causes you not to nut...that shit is the worst.

DOn't be that guy, BHB. Nobody likes that guy. Nobody.

[Ol' Dirty Trixˣ]

i didn't plan anything yesterday. i got drenched in the rain as i was coming out the hospital for home leave. then j showed up out of the blue and we fucked.

[Mumm Ra]

didnt do jack friday the 13th
but i had a jubilant time watching method man, redman, streetlife, la the darkman and dj mathematics hit the stage thursday night

[Undiluted Karma]

didnt do jack friday the 13th
but i had a jubilant time watching method man, redman, streetlife, la the darkman and dj mathematics hit the stage thursday night

that must have been dope

i missed the opportunity to see the Clan live in London a few weeks ago

peace

[Mumm Ra]

no doubt ive seen mef a few times with the clan but this was my first time seeing redman and he is just as hype/ probably more so than meth even, and lol he's one funny mofo on stage
those two combined and shit was hype as fuckkk i was right up on the front row rail