Words/Phrases invented by Shakespeare

**TheBoarzHeadBoy** · 09-07-2010, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair

but does it have electrolytes?

/thread

While I'm sure this is semi legitimate (I'm actually not sure) in the hands of someone who is an actual expert, the way this is being explained is ridiculous. Yes, sounds are vibrations, just like lights. Yes when you talk it vibrates stuff. So yes when I say Um, instead of Ah it has a different effect on the water. But that's basically stupid to conclude we pray to effect the water that way. Our speech does no such thing.

Just like my boy Romney you're bound to get it eventually. The Law of Averages says you'll smarten up when you get older.

**Uncle Steezo** · 09-07-2010, 06:45 AM

Shhhh grown ups are talking.

**TheBoarzHeadBoy** · 09-07-2010, 06:49 AM

Shhh the Men are talking

**Uncle Steezo** · 09-07-2010, 09:04 AM

synchronicity...
this weeks New Scientist cover story
Language shapes perception of reality

You think more words than you speak – perhaps because language really does shape the way we navigate the world...

On average, 70 per cent of our total verbal experience is in our head," estimates Lera Boroditsky of Stanford University in California. The sheer volume of unspoken words would suggest that language is more than just a tool for communicating with others.

**Ghost In The 'Lac** · 09-07-2010, 09:47 AM

Remember when you were little and you´d start crying over some crackfumes and someone would start laughing and mom would say "looks like someones getting sleepy" and that would always get u more mad and youd say "Im not sleeepppyyy fffuuuuu!!" but then in 10 minutes you would be fast asleep and youd wake up the next morning with a prostitute passed out on your bed and a man in a tie-died fur lined skittle encrusted t shirt explaining the vibrational frequencies of the word Cunt?

Thats wu corp.

**Ghost In The 'Lac** · 03-28-2011, 12:24 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_15859...-invented.html

**Ghost In The 'Lac** · 03-28-2011, 12:26 PM

need to start using 'the game is afoot' alot more in my everyday prose

**TSA** · 03-28-2011, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Ghost In The 'Lac

Remember when you were little and you´d start crying over some crackfumes and someone would start laughing and mom would say "looks like someones getting sleepy" and that would always get u more mad and youd say "Im not sleeepppyyy fffuuuuu!!" but then in 10 minutes you would be fast asleep and youd wake up the next morning with a prostitute passed out on your bed and a man in a tie-died fur lined skittle encrusted t shirt explaining the vibrational frequencies of the word Cunt?

Thats wu corp.

HAHAHAHAhAHAHAHh!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

LMFAO AT THE WORD "CRACKFUMES" ahahah!!!

i wonder what word Shakespeare used to describe this situation... Swag?

**Dr. Simon Hurt** · 03-28-2011, 03:01 PM

I think Shakespeare would like "crackfumes", he would think "late night, candle light fiend with a crackpipe" was fly shit...

this is the motherfucker that wrote

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, it seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come".

Caesar 'was going hard (wild pause no homo you know)'

shakespeare had the ultimate swag and is probably the most sampled English language solo-artist of all times ( best group artist is the pre-Masonic cabal that 'translated' the Bible: "King James Version")

He's probably contributed more phrases to the English that are now cliches, used by many that would be unfamiliar with their origins, than any other author in history. If that doesn't amaze you, you're a 'faggit'. People are still stealing his plots 'on the low'.

**Dr. Simon Hurt** · 03-28-2011, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Ghost In The 'Lac

http://www.cracked.com/article_15859...-invented.html

it's incredible that he coined the phrase "household words"...that cracker was on fire.

**yonder** · 03-28-2011, 04:21 PM

"Its already a fact that speaking to plants in a positive way helps them grow. U think they hear and understand u or do they catcg the vibe via water?"

what the fuck?

it's carbon dioxide coming from your mouth when you speak. not that plants understand you or that water is vibrating. but what do i know.

where did you find the facts that talking positively to plants help them grow faster than talking negatively to them?