Movies you have abandoned...starring Matthew McConaughey, Owen Wilson, Ryan Reynolds

[Kemetian_Warrior]

It's very rare for me to abandon a movie after starting on it. Unless eye do it within the first 5 minutes. Dunno bout you cats. Some of you might do it all the thyme.

Eye don't follow what's happening in the movie world at all, so pretty much any new films eye see are just shit eye get from my brother and know absolutely nothing about. So eye def end up seeing some duds.

Anyway, the only one eye can remember abandoning after watching maybe 20-30 minutes was this fucken miserable piece of trash called 'The Nines', with Ryan Reynolds. Just a really gay, overtly quirky disaster. If eye'd known anything about it before hand eye wouldn't have gone near it.

Eye know there's others too but eye can't think of them right now.

Anyway, what are some movies you cats have abandoned after at least giving them a chance?

[GZAjector]

i don't know about movies, but i definitely abandon your posts about 2 sentences in. seriously, the whole EYE thing is gay as shit

aye?

[check two]

Most movies with Vince Vaughn in them.

[MaskedAvenger]

i don't know about movies, but i definitely abandon your posts about 2 sentences in. seriously, the whole EYE thing is gay as shit

aye?

ahahah

[Sun Tanama]

Most recently it was the "comedy" Identity Theft, about 5 minutes in i knew it was trash, i think i got to 30 minutes in.

Premise of the movie itself is completely absurd and untrue horseshit.

[Rev Jones]

'Norwegian Wood', a Japanese drama on Haruki Murakami's novel of the same name, about three years ago. Supposedly the book is extremely good (haven't gotten round to it yet) but let me tell you : that movie sucked donkey balls. My girl and I left the theater about twenty minutes into the movie.

[cj wisty]

"domino" I cant describe how shit it was. I physically cant, just try to watch it.

[Rev Jones]

"domino" I cant describe how shit it was. I physically cant, just try to watch it.

I'd fap to that poster, though.


























The movie poster.

Well that was awkward.

[ShaDynasty]

That bitch has a weird head and no tits.

[Rev Jones]

That bitch has a weird head and no tits.

Yeah, she's lacking in the tit department but ...

...ain't nothing wrong with that head to me

[ShaDynasty]

face like a frying pan, ass like a frying pan, chest like a frying pan... lmao

IMDB confirms it, i haven't sat through one of her films unless you count the Phantom Menace, which i wish i could erase from my memory.

The last one I saw was London Boulevard, which was boring and got switched off before the end.

[Rev Jones]

i haven't sat through one of her films

I thought 'Atonement' was okay back in the day. I like it when kids fuck up other people's lives. (It reminds me of my job )

[GZAjector]

Many a movie poster with her on it has had the titties enlarged.

I am a tit guy. I love giant juggs, but if a bitch got it going on in other areas then i can almost ignore the tit-lessness. Almost.

What im trying to say is that this bitch doesnt qualify for a dry rub let alone a lube job

[Rev Jones]

Many a movie poster with her on it has had the titties enlarged.

I am a tit guy. I love giant juggs, but if a bitch got it going on in other areas then i can almost ignore the tit-lessness. Almost.

What im trying to say is that this bitch doesnt qualify for a dry rub let alone a lube job

You possess the gift of clarity.

[noel411]

Yeah, she's lacking in the tit department but ...

...ain't nothing wrong with that head to me

Is that the same girl as in the poster? Because she's sure as shit not lacking in the tit department in this shot. Unless it's a really good photoshop or something.