Charles Jones
Ironman
Though Charles Jones probably reeks of corn beef, feet, and the 4th floor urinal, Ironman's bent bubble wrap reptile dick and egg head may be a hinderance on initial approach. I think Jones has a terrain advantage because they will be smelling mall perfume and cologne assuming it's him until he gets them to his car or bed.
Charlesjones seems more outgoing than Ironman, and being outgoing is over half of the fight. I have never seen a picture of Charles so who knows, he might actually be a handsome guy.
Ironman's age advantage shouldn't be underestimated. He's young and girls at the mall are seldom over 25. Charlesjones approaching them to discuss the Martin DVD boxset, Willie D, and 1992's hottest RnB bangers will put him at a disadvantage.
Ironman is younger so he can speak on more current subjects like girls not liking him, geology, and smiling like a homo in group pictures.
I would say even with those advantages, Charles' seemingly higher comfort and experience with women
Last edited by TSA; 01-10-2015 at 04:20 PM.
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"Reptile dick and egg head"
Jesus i gotta log off, I can't breathe.
TSA what do you think about this ?????
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I think Jones would win. Experience, and confidence goes a long way. CharlesJones spends his whole life pitying himself but he still eats bitches feet by hook or crook. Ironman pities himself and can still only dream of eating as much ass and feet as Charlesjones. I also feel like Ironman would just stare a girls from a distance while fantasizing about them hitting dislike on the youtube comments of ignorant black thugs.
ahahahaaaaah classic thread already, voted charlesjones - of course
Retired.
Charles is clearly the alpha in this situation. After a long day of driving around in his early 90's shitbox vehicle and gobbling corned beef sandwiches - while simultaneously scouting or poaching grungy hookers...
He has the confidence to have mom make him dinner, and skip a hot shower.
Basically his routine before heading out to a local club is...
-Splash on some aqua velva
-Throw on a fubu polo
And one of these in the mirror
I have faith that Ironman could do a complete 180 and become that alpha, arrogant prick, badboy that every women throws their pussy at. He just needs some primer material:
http://www.tariqradio.com
http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
http://www.artofmanliness.com
http://www.returnofkings.com
Less of this...
More of this...
I see hes already taken over KTL
I VOTED FOR IRONMAN CAUSE IRONMAN HAS A SIX PACK AND PROBABLY GONNA GET A DWEEB WHITE GIRL WHO WATCHES ALOT OF PORNHUB
CHARLES JONES PROBABLY ONLY WANTS DIMES SO ITS HARDER FOR HIM TO BAG THEM
IF CHARLES TRIED FOR A FAT CHICK HIS CHANCES WOULD INCREASE
ALSO CHARLES LOOKS LIKE THE BALD DUDE FROM ROC
THIS IS CHARLES WATCHING STEVE HARVEY SHOW
shut wu-corp down. thread of the year and we're not even 2 weeks in.
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