to prelude this post ; I was the average Colombian/Canadian womanizer. 5'9 160lbs 22 years old, Warehouse Job for the government slanging poison to the populace [ booze ]. Didn't work to hard but it was my main form of exercise other then dickin' down hoes.
fast forward 5 year ; on my way home from the sweatshop of broken dreams I was crushed by a drunk driver going 140km on a 60km road. His bitchass rear end crumpled my hatchback so my trunk was in my backseat. If anyone was back there, they would of been dead fo shosho. Got knocked out on my steering wheel and ended up fracturing a piece of my lumbar spine. No word of a lie, I was out for like 5 seconds and woke up skidding across the road like a cuckboarder, but in that 5 seconds I saw that scene from the matrix where NEO wakes up in those fucking CAPSULES nekkid, full of robotic womb juice, then gets sucked down to wherever the fuck he goes . It was a momentary VEIL lifting, shit was ill. I couldn't breath for awhile after, I thought my organs was blown. The faggit fell asleep at the wheel driving his vegetarian girlfriend home cause she was "too drunk". Pickled ass bitch.
fast forward again about 2 years since accident [ now 29 ]... yo, Im packing mad hamburger helper. just round as FUCK. My face and shit still slimmeth but yo my stomach be like a hippo baby in some TSA shorts. And shitty drivers still run my adrenaline / anxiety high. And theres lots of these fuckboys out there. Im much quicker to wanting ta stomp the life outta people now. Its no good.
Anyways Ive been THOROUGHLY enjoying being fat. I never was over 160, I literally hovered within 2lbs since high school daze. I'm now steadypacking heat at 210, overpowering bird chested cucks like I was Hercules. No muscle gain, just pure weight momentum. I feel like the world treats you different. I can't really explain it unless you've been there, but Food taste better and your looked at with more disgust. Its enlightening. Most hot thots don't give a funk though.
However Its been like a year and a half and I'm over it, I feel a lot closer to dying now, cause heart disease and diabooties runs in my fam. Ive been on a steady diet of Avocados and fucking Celery. Still haven't brought myself to more exercise then walking up and down some stairs and pushing a gas pedal. But I'm already down 8 lbs in 2 weeks. Fuck people with no self control and can't loose weight cause they have an "addiction". That shit is based. I'll probably plateu and relapse, but Im somewhat on my way ordering HELLO FRESH boxes and hitting it from the fetal till i get meat sweats.
Whats up yo? Who else has enjoyed a bout of OBESITY for the sake of science.
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