Quote Originally Posted by Hal Incandenza View Post
meanwhile in an alternate universe ...

Hahahaha, I was reading this all. And this just killed it. LMAO

I live by the coast now. There's a joke around here. What are the two happiest days of a boat owner's life? The day he buys the boat and the day he sells it.
I've heard this one before. Don't know where.

But can't you just have a boat for the sake of sailing it around? Though I could see him marlin fishing.