i stumble out of bed, put some wrinkled clothes on and go to class like a slave.
i stumble out of bed, put some wrinkled clothes on and go to class like a slave.
i go to work
I light the world up with my smile.
Yall muhfuckiz must have some stank ass sewer breath.
First thing I do when I wake up is rinse my mouth out with some sort of wash. It be all pasty and shit.
Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face
well usually i get up an hour before i have to class so i have a little time to mess around. I set my phone to go off at 10:30 and then my alarm clock at 10:32. Ill usually lie in bed until 10:36 listening to whatever classic rock song comes on. During this time i also try to push my morning wood down. Next i hop out of bed, put my sandals on and take a piss/shit. Its about 10:43 now. Ill get on the computer, check my email, check a couple websites until about 10:55. Then ill usually beat off from 10:55 till 11:05, approximately, depending on if i beat it 3 or 4 times the day before. Then ill usually take a shower to whipe the semen off my hands until 11:19. Get dressed, leave for class, and i usually get there 2 or 3 minutes late. All in all ive got my schedule pretty down
think oh WTF, i gotta get up already! reach for my cd player remote and turn it on & up a bit and listen to hip-hop whilst im puttin my contact lenses in & doin ma teeth in the bath room, which is next to my room.
every mornin, 1st thing i do is put music on, 1st and last thing in a day!
then usually grab my coat, cap, bag n money n get bus to college.
"Read the sign hip-hoppers"
I Take a Piss then I Shower and Brush my Teeth then I shave then I dry off then I get dressed
sleep
Man Some Of You Say Put On Music Thats Crazy To Me If There's Any Loud Nose Around Me I Go Fuckin Nuts Till It Stops No Loud Things In The Morning
yeah! squeezin the warhammer
wake up, get in my friends car, spark one, then sit in the school parking lot for a little then go to school
piss
Throw Ya W's Up!
Propz To Sean For Kickin' The God A Siggy
I HATE waking up during school days, I can barely open my eyes and 95% of the time I'm in a bad mood.
Pretty much, I eat breakfast, piss, scratch my nuts and my genital area for a good 1-2 minutes depending on how itchy it is. I then bursh my teeth, shave, wash my face, put on some deodorant, etc. Then I put my clothes on, put on my watch, wallet, etc. Go downstairs, grab my bookbag and wait for my mom to take me to school.
it depends... if i was able to get some blow the night before, i get twact off that shit till noon, which is great because i dont eat breakfast or blink- ever
if i didnt get blow i usually go to the nearest elementary schools and yell at little children until i get arrested.
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