holy shit! sorry to temporarily derail the thread charlesjones style but I just saw this actually got made in 1997



'Assault on Devil's Island', also known as 'Shadow Warriors I' (there's a part two? the lord giveth!)






carl weathers would have been great in a sitcom as a fitness coach who just got the sack and tries to get his overweight family in shape on the home front. shenanigans ensue!