Official Freestyle Thread

[JChavez]

I hold no punches like Black Jesus
If Steve Kerr stepped to this rhymer he’d get a shiner
I’m why Mesozoic dinosaurs turned to dust
Molten lava saliva is reason Earth got its crust
You best keep your distance when burners combust
Or it’ll be doom like Dr. Kevorkian in emergency room
Grim Reaper insight, intuition of famished great whites
Manslaughter plights, murder he writes
Threat to global security due to nuclear arsenal
Avian flu death from above like kamikaze crews
Rick James on cocaine brain never refrains from bringin’ pain
Temperature rises to harden mud of terrain
Range Rover size flames Backdraft campaigns
Amputation infractions leave oppositions anatomies in sections
Dismembered corpses, savagery rigor mortis
Border deaths unsolved like majority of St. Louis murders

[JChavez]

TMZ paparazzi camera-ready
Agin’ strippers' pole obsessions
Artemis II historic 10-day mission
American-style “gentle” parentin'
Trump threesomes with his beautiful sons
Virus outbreaks on banks of Ebola River
Freddy Krueger Elm Street lucid dreamers
Iran swore to avenge blood of their martyrs
Despair soars like cost for health care
OnlyFans high-rise models become homicidal
Miami-Dade County Christian killed by Courtney Clenney
Volcanic ash carries microscopic shards of glass
Ukraine/Russian peace talks impasse
Ed Gein at Etsy hand-knitted NFL jerseys
Wisconsin EF-3 tornado 12-mile path of destruction
President Derange denies existence of climate change

[JChavez]

Zeus unrestrained
Hercules unchained
God of war like Kratos
Godzilla minus zero alter-ego
Thermonuclear strikes to a mic
Extremely high temp fusion reactions
Met Satan at a divine intervention
Daily mutiny of ICE frenzied activities
Bob Crane bludgeoned to death mess in Maine
Troubled behavior of an inebriated Graham Platner
Verbal AK spray when I ad-lib like Tim Conway
My zest is why Amy Coney Barrett owns kevlar vest
One-man army Aerial Anarchy of mid-80s
Invasive as hornets that slaughter honey bees
I OJ Simpson in LA slay like MJ did 90s NBA
Details ghastly like death of James Handy

[JChavez]

Jeff Baena suicides
Cricoid cartilage ossified
Domestic battery Marcellus Wiley
R. Kelly clemency pleaded by his attorneys
Premarital sex teen pregnancies
Aroused clit Les Mills aerobics
U.S. Senate is run by geriatrics
Iranian billboard depicts Trump in coffin
Hurricane winds Typhoon Dolphin
Suicidal thoughts by Shamar Elkins
Ukraine aerial footage bleak proclaimed
SR-71 Blackbird pilots survival kits
Polar vortex shift due to sea ice loss in Arctic
Air Canada jet crash flight disruptions at LaGuardia
NASA plans to build base on moon
Cockpit control room martyr doom

[JChavez]

I derail Richter’s scale
Leave you in ruins like Pereira, Colombia
Shred that beef to barbacoa
Hastily son seasoned rappers
Maury Povich confirmed I was their father
Cesar Chavez destructive behavior
Mount Etna epitome volcanic activity lyrically
Freddy K. nightmare like Scottie/Mike defensively
Bull mentality, too beastly for John Mugabi
.38-caliber revolver Sonny Enraca murders
Deadly demeanor of San Diego mosque shooters
A perro with vicious instincts like Presa Canario
Ballistic evidence when I manifest violence
I pose serious threat of rodent feces Hantavirus
Geiger counters can’t measure my ambient radiation
Reason why opposition be declinin’ like U.S. bird population

[JChavez]

Bill Lucy labor leaders
WTC ringleader turned bleeder
Mob bosses put hits on untouchable judges
2022 post-pandemic inflation crisis
Trump United Nations escalator malfunction
Black/Hispanic community police brutality
Marcellus Wiley domestic battery
Hit-and-run by Paul Pelosi
Demons hide beneath devious tides
Celeste Rivas' body liquefied
NRA members with gat suppressors
ICE enforcement death imminent
Anger of South Africans towards migrants
Desmond Mason felony warrants
Military strikes paused due to cease-fires
Snitches like pigeons firmly stand on wires