I hit on her more then her daughter, but dont get to hit.
Have you ever been jacking off and there's nothing to cover it near you, but your in that tender moment where you can't stop, and then you just end up letting the skeet get all over you.
i think im gonna make a thread about that.
lol, why yes, yes I have
ever 'thought' you served all beef hotdogs to a muslim (i think or is it islamic or sumthing where its against beef) but after they ate the hotdog you realized they were pork.
No.
Ever wore female underwear?
"The Devil is not the Prince of Matter; the Devil is the arrogance of the spirit, faith without smile, truth that is never seized by doubt. The Devil is grim because he knows where he is going, and, in moving, he always returns whence he came."
Yeah, But it was Against my Will.
Ever Had To Have Your Stomach Pumped?
IronFace Stoneheart
Yeah, Alchol poisoning.
Ever fell down a flight of stairs with a drink but save the drink?
HeadFried
i shove things up my butthole
Anyone ever had a fuck buddy? Shit is niiiice but real tough not to feel attracted to them in a 'relationship' sort of way. Anyone in my shoes?
Why were they eating it anyway? Muslims are supposed to eat halal meat. Unless they were halal?
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Anyway, yes I had a fuckbuddy before. I don't know, he was a cool guy, but I just we didn't talk much or anything so I didn't want to get into a relationship with him. Plus he's moving to Michigan to go to uni anyway. Plus anytime we talked was just when to meet up. Or he'd be askin me horny questions or something.
Haha, I see a lot of homophobia going on around this place. So have you ever done something GAY??
Sometimes I compare my butt with guys in porno videos. Doing pretty good. Pretty pretty pretty good...
Anyone wished to stick Jasper's head (upper or lower, whatever) into a TV and then watch the implosion?
"The Devil is not the Prince of Matter; the Devil is the arrogance of the spirit, faith without smile, truth that is never seized by doubt. The Devil is grim because he knows where he is going, and, in moving, he always returns whence he came."
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