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    Youre 18? Then you can read whatever you want. Tell your parents to go sit on a fence post! Let them catch you beatin your dick. When they do, just keep jackin for all you are worth! Maybe even look at them and growl or scream at them while you spank it. They should stay outta your business after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ERICHWV View Post
    Youre 18? Then you can read whatever you want. Tell your parents to go sit on a fence post! Let them catch you beatin your dick. When they do, just keep jackin for all you are worth! Maybe even look at them and growl or scream at them while you spank it. They should stay outta your business after that.
    Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist View Post
    Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist View Post
    Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."
    no offense but your mom is Satan
    i hate parental control parents in stead of stomping on whatever they think is satanic they should stomp the stupidity of the young by teaching them whats wrong & whats right thats all there is to it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate Fist View Post
    Problem is they'll probably destroy it and I don't want to waste my money. When I was 17, my mom stomped Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle cuz it was "Satanic."

    No, my parents (who want to move anyway because where we live now sucks) are just going to move to the town where the college is and have me stay at home. I can't believe what a pain in the ass they are.
    hahaha, ultimate fist is gonna lose it and light his parents on fire while they sleep

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